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“My temper is ridiculously bad.  I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave.’  I’d never own a gun for that reason.  I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

The always charming and stable Megan Fox in a Rolling Stones interview, talking about her on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green and how she’d like to shoot him.

September 16, 2009 at 9:46 am by Wendie
Filed Under: Megan Fox

27 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Sass says:

    Are we serious right now?

    There is no way she REALLY said this!

    What a total tool.

    She really needs to go away.

  2. paradeRainer says:

    Sounds like she does have borderline personality disorder. She fits the criteria perfectly.

  3. Señor Loco says:

    Is there anyone who CAN’T wait until this semi-talent falls into total obscurity?

  4. Anonymous says:

    I know,this might sound weird,but that’s the first thing I’ve ever heard of her that makes me wanna like her.

  5. Broncs says:

    This is funny. Who hasn’t thought these thoughts? She’s a hot head… goes with the amazingly hot face and body. I’m sure Brian isn’t complaining.

  6. medimary says:

    I totally get it.

  7. kmaypottery says:

    Wow, she is really trying to make herself seem freakish. Funny how when girls are this pretty but have such low self esteem, they always try and find something to make people hate them because so many people seem to like her. Very predictable.

    • BeetLover says:

      Didn’t Angelina Jolie already pull this shtick with the kissing her brother, vials of blood worn around the neck, tombstones for a wedding gift and interviews where she revealed that “I used to play with knives during sex” or whatever? Before she applied for sainthood with all those adopted kids and her peace /refugee work I mean.

  8. Well, she’s not alone. I always tell my husband the reason we don’t own a gun is because I would shoot him in the a$$ when he pissed me off.

    As far as I know, I’m sane. Usually even tempered, but if you push me…


  9. Walter Sobchak says:

    She’s like one of those really hot, but really annoying broads that my buddies used to bring around. They were always trying to say something edgy or eclectic so they would be perceived as intelligent and “not just another pretty face.” In the end we all just wanted our buddy to have sex with her and make her disappear. Or just make her disappear.

  10. niknak says:

    um everyone has totally neglected the TOE-THUMB she is chewing on. im sorry but that thumb gives me nightmares. oh and by the way, anyone want to see a pre-op fox? she wasn’t anything special back then just an ordinary girl with an ordinary toe….for a thumb.

  11. Abbi says:

    I’ve always thought hitting someone would give you a lot more satisfaction than shooting them. When you’re really angry you just want to hit something, pulling a trigger in my opinion wouldn’t be satisfactory.

  12. casey says:

    it’s called Rolling Stone. singular. The Rolling Stones are a band.

  13. skeelo says:

    This chick is starting to creep me out and turn me off… yet dirty thoughts about her persist.
    She’s a’ight, but she’s no Olivia Wilde.

  14. DarkEmpress says:

    If I were the mother of Brian’s child I would make sure that Megan Fox was never anywhere near him.

  15. The Beaver State says:

    Hot girls can get away with saying all kinds of crazy, weird shit and the guys still fall all over themselves to get with them. But I suppose the same is true of girls going after the hot evil men.

  16. Karina in T.O says:

    She needs to stick that hammer thumb deeper into her mouth and shut her trap. She can’t get through a single interview without saying something overtly sexual, stupid or plain bitchy.

    Also? She’s nothing special in person……she’s stunning on camera and in pics, but in person? Just your average hostess at the Olive Garden. The peeps at TIFF are pleased she’s vacated the premises.

  17. friskyfi says:

    whoever did her nose and lips did an amazing job, they look great and i wish i could get mine like that!

  18. How long do you spend a day coming up with stuff like this?

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