Jun 24, 2009 at 05:12 am by Wendie

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It would be fun to analyze the body language shown in this seven-day-old picture of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo if I wasn’t already aware of the fact that they just split.  It seems like they’ve been doing that for the entire three years they’ve been dating, but now it’s official and confirmed by her publicist.

It was only three weeks ago that Vanessa was talking about the 10 carat diamond she wanted and reassuring everyone that her relationship with Lachey was on solid ground.  I’m convinced that was what woke Nick up out of his three-year rebound haze.

How long until we see Nick with a Playmate of the Month perched on his lap?

11 Responses to “Finally! The News Everyone Expected And No One Cared About”

  1. dear abby says:

    I feel compelled to say “aww :(” but I’m not commited to that sad face. its a rainy day and I’m trying to be nice….

  2. dee says:

    Listen,.. nobody wants the other half of either of these G-wart carriers.

  3. Virgi says:

    hm. I didn’t find this all that interesting either… do either of them actually DO anything anymore?

  4. meohmy says:

    Man his head is huge!

  5. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Nick looks like reality tv whore “12 Pack” on estrogen.

  6. Tracy says:

    Good. I can’t stand Minnillo.

  7. JS says:

    He has a serious case of gayface.

  8. Caz2 says:

    Who are these people!?

  9. violet says:

    i think she’s the man and he’s the woman.

    although he really does have a good singing voice.

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