It would be fun to analyze the body language shown in this seven-day-old picture of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo if I wasn’t already aware of the fact that they just split. It seems like they’ve been doing that for the entire three years they’ve been dating, but now it’s official and confirmed by her publicist.
It was only three weeks ago that Vanessa was talking about the 10 carat diamond she wanted and reassuring everyone that her relationship with Lachey was on solid ground. I’m convinced that was what woke Nick up out of his three-year rebound haze.
How long until we see Nick with a Playmate of the Month perched on his lap?