I don’t know what troubles me the most about this video of Paris Hilton giving all her “fans” the grand tour of her closet — a space so vast that it could easily house about sixty Slumdog Millionaire child actors.
For one thing, I hate when grown women — women with careers and means of their own — get on video and start talking like little girls. What is with that cutesy babydoll, head tilt thing so many women do? It’s 2009 ladies!
Secondly, it frightens me that Paris is a self-proclaimed fashion designer and didn’t know that “this…uh…pattern,” is called ” uh…houndstooth.”
Other than that, the vid is a fairly entertaining view of excess personified. When a celebrity has a four-drawer tights dresser, it might be time to pare down.
Oh, and if you can handle the seven “a lot” references that occur in the first couple minutes, it’s pretty priceless to see her talk about her “Oscar of the fragrance world” at 2:47.
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I’m not sure what’s worse – the fact she has this much crap or the fact I just sat here and watched the entire thing.
lol completely agree
OMG, I just totally did, too. LoL’d literally!
oh God… I can’t believe I watched the whole thing
What on earth was that.
Honestly…she’s a like cling film. So transparent
“ets a taranteano felm ets jus saoow…” Think Paris, Think “orsum”
While this dumb whore is prancing about getting dated body jewelry from the 1990’s, university students in Tehran are being murdered because of their proximity to an internet connection so that the militia may prevent the truth of the violent and deadly protests from being reported. Yet the main story on the web was how Heidi Montag was told off by Al Roker for being a stupid twat….way to go modern “journalism”! Keep on sucking in the free world!
This is what happens when main stream media tries to do Wendie’s job. Wendie should be talking to twats.
When you are all done reading this refreshingly jovial post from Wendie I urge you to take a moment to do some research and maybe say a prayer for the women and children in Tehran and everywhere else a fight for freedom rages on.
Though reports on the mainstream state one man could be dead, know that there are hundreds more who have been murdered through out the weekend. Spread the word to the best of your ability and be thankful you live in a country where you can be a vapid, tasteless, disease spreading WHORE like Paris Hilton and her mother without fear of being murdered.
This is a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE
I got cut off. I meant to finish with:
This is where we go to read stuff that doesn’t hurt our brains and souls.
After reading about the horrors of the world, I like to come read about stuff that doesn’t matter.
You can skip the comment if you like, but the mainstream media isnt reporting the actual number of students murders, so NO. No you havent read about THIS HORROR IN TEHRAN.
If Paris Hilton makes your brain feel better about jack shit then you are a retarded individual who has swiss cheese in place of a brain.
Piss off. You assumed that anybody reading this site hasn’t read any actual news.
Unless there’s another reason you told everybody to go read something meaningful when we’re “all done reading” about Paris Hilton.
And I didn’t say reading about Paris Hilton makes me feel better. I said I like to read about shit that doesn’t matter after reading about things that are horrible.
It’s like a balm to my brain. Because it requires no thought and no emotional response from me.
Also, according to you, the main stream media isn’t reporting this horror. So I either can’t read about it in any case, or there’s somebody else reporting it, in which case, how the fuck do you know I HAVEN’T already read it?
Which brings me back to my original point. And that is to tell you that you should piss off.
You are like that poor Jesus Guy in the middle of Manchester who preaches to the walls. Mate, I know the world is messed up and fucked up. I read four newspapers every day, in three different languages (yes I am a pedantic little arsy bitch, so?), and then I proceed to read a celebrity gossip site because after reading about murdered women I need some kind of respite. Don’t like it? Well if you hadn’t your bloody head so stuck up your arse you’d realise I don’t give a fuck about your self-righteous, holier than thou comments. Now bugger off while I can keep on commenting about Paris Hilton after reading five different articles about Tehran you moron.
Obviously, you are on here reading as well, so I will assume that your brain is also swiss cheese. I assume you know nothing except celebrity gossip & “the horror in Tehran” since that is all you have spoke of. As Alzaetia said, “This is where we go to read stuff that doesn’t hurt our brains and souls.” All your ranting & raving isn’t helping Tehran, figure out something productive to do.
Orly? did you think you were on CNN.com?
But seriously, this is absolutely sickening. She says she wears these shoes all the time but you KNOW they get worn once and stuffed into the closet. I’m sure she isn’t the only celebrity with closet(s) like this but is right now the time to be showing them off with people losing their jobs and homes? It would be bad enough to show off excess like that at any time, but right now is a worse time than most.
And this is the kind of life and behavior we glorify and that people wish they could have.
Makes me want to throw up.
You dont know how to read.
“This is what happens when main stream media tries to do Wendie’s job. Wendie should be talking to twats.
When you are all done reading this refreshingly jovial post from Wendie I urge you to take a moment to do some research and maybe say a prayer for the women and children in Tehran and everywhere else a fight for freedom rages on.”
Cute little jackass comment and all but really, STFU and be a real human.
Well, if I don’t know how to read, I’m not the only one.
Yes this site is filled with stupid children. You are one of them and you ALL are the reason Beet NEVER wins any Webbies. Isnt that right Beet?
By the way, MK says to stop copying his fucking slang fat ass.
Troll. Plain and simple.
woah. that came from nowhere and was really rude..if you don’t like her don’t read her website u moron
She’s so orange. :o
thats the first thing i noticed
OMG! Yes she is! hahahahah
She has a dog named Harajuku Bitch. LOL
Aaaahhh she’s so fantastically shallow. I love it. “These are my tights. Sooo… four drawers full of tights. Yeah”. Ahahahahaahahahahahah so, so, so fucking awesome. Let’s celebrate the existence of Paris Hilton, because frankly, people, the world would be a much sadder, less sparkly, less funny place without her and her “sunglasseeeees… that I give for CHARITY like people with breast cancer (?)” ahahahahaha :D
shit fuck bollocks site malfunction, didn’t mean to post this as a reply, my bad. However, I love that name for a pet so high five.
Wow you are one ignorant cock sucking waste of space.
And youre fucking UGLY
Wow. What closets. I’d love to really look in there. Thanks for the video.
You know..I’ve been thinking. I love chanel. But i work hard to buy a piece of it. And i see designers just giving the purses to celebrities and it doesn’t sit well with me.
They have booKoos of money..let them buy it.
If designers can give their expensive bags and shoes to millionaire celebrities then they don’t need my money.
her voice makes me wanna shoot myself in the knee
oops.. still new to the site..didn’t fill in the info for the name..that’s my post at 1:27.
“For one thing, I hate when grown women — women with careers and means of their own — get on video and start talking like little girls. What is with that cutesy babydoll…”
lol, like how Beet talks?
Oh my God, your, like, so right! Like, I just dyed my hair, and I like, really think it looks good, except for like, you know, maybe the bangs? I dunno, what do you guys think? I know! I’ll like, post a video of myself, like, you know, like fishing for compliments because I like, you know, worked for NASA and stuff, but I really like, you know, like my move up to keeping tabs on Paris.
UGH….why does she talk like that? She pisses me off. Paris sounds uneducated, but she went to one of the best private school in the US (Dwight School). What a waste!
Your boss goes on video and talks like a little girl…
Your boss goes on video and talks like a little girl…
I’m just commenting here to say that I love Miree and her British slang
You’re not the only one. It pretty much always makes me smile.
i think she knows that, and i think she does it on purpose..
but still.. i love me some “mate, bollocks” shit
i love it too :). sometimes the commenters here are almost as good as the actual blogs.
How talented must you be to win a fragrance award? This video makes me want to cry.
What the hell was that? I can only pray that this woman doesn’t start adopting babies like Madonna. Six dogs? This was the most disgusting thing I’ve watched since “Two Girls, One Cup”.
I hate that she mentions how she has a “line” for practically everything she owns.
Ok, I got to 1:32 and had to stop. Uumm…I have an idea for a new reality show for this bitch. Strip her of everything she has, throw her out on the street without one of her thousands of Blackberry phones, and let her go to the free clinic to get her herpes medication. Now THAT is a show I would pay to watch.
That should be a video game. And maybe guessing which STD she has could be part of it somehow…
Completely agree, and I just did that. llllooooooooolll.
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I love how she threw in “Huge” at the end..she’s trying to start a new catch phrase like “that’s hot” but I don’t think it’s catching on.
haha… prince baby bear and harajuku bitch
Haha at around the 0:50 mark she drops the baby voice and talks totally normal. And actual sounds like a regular adult!