Jun 10, 2009 at 10:46 am by Wendie

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Transformersactor Shia LaBeouf is one troubled dude.  He’s talked before about his non-conventional upbringing, but now is relating more details of his disturbing childhood.

He explains that his sense of humor comes from an inappropriate childhood of “seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked … [and] twisted R-rated humor.”

And yeah, he may have issues, but apparently he’s in good company.  “The good actors are all screwed up. They’re all in pain. It’s a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people.”  Honestly?  Thank God everyone in Hollywood is screwed up.  What would I do with my days?

Despite all the instability and substance abuse that surrounded him as a kid, he still hasn’t connected that to his own demons that he is struggling with.  “I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven’t a damn clue!”  Personally, I was just so relieved for Shia to admit that he’s an alcoholic.  It allows me to go to the safe place in my brain that assumes he was drunk when he talked about wanting to bang his mom.

Therapy, dude.  Therapy.  It will help work through so many of these issues that no kid should be saddled with.

17 Responses to “Shia LaBeouf: “Actors Are Bottom-feeders””

  1. arianna says:

    wow, poor guy. :/

  2. Shelley says:

    this poor guy needs to stop talking to the public about his issues and go talk to a therapist!

  3. Bernstein says:

    In every picture I see of him, he’s alone. Does he have no friends? He seems troubled and I find it sad that his upbringing was warpped. At least he’s functional enough in our society to make a living and contribute through entertaining, and many people know that Hollywood is a tough environment to survive.

  4. Nora says:

    He should date Kristen Stewart. They’re both tools, they’d be a perfect couple.

    • luce says:

      I don’t agree, but it just so happens that he has a crush on her. He yelled out “You’re hot!!” when she won Best Female Performance at the MTV Movie Awards. Too bad she’s Rob Pattinson’s lady.

  5. Amy says:

    Is it a coincidence that both Transformer kids have serious issues? zOMG please make these tools shut up or THINK at least. THINK.

    • Divax says:

      Hear, hear. That other stupid celebwhore Megan IthinkI’maFox was ranting about all actors being prostitutes……..mmph, I wonder if Meryl Streep would concur?

  6. torie says:

    i really worry about the fact that all these comments make him more attractive to me.
    shittt.

  7. Poppanna says:

    LOL, this actually makes me like him even more! Crazy dude!

  8. C says:

    I think we should be proud of him for admitting he is an alcoholic. That’s the first step to recovery.

  9. Grace says:

    It amazes me how often you meet people with these fucked up backgrounds who yet fail to connect them with their current issues.

  10. :o) says:

    now, I do feel sorry for him and it is a huge step for people to admit their faults… but I still find him incredibly sexy in that bad-boy-who-gives-a-f*ck sort of way… ugh, I know I’m gonna get so much flack for that but so what!

    • ash says:

      oh, no you won’t! i love this kid. he’s so hot, modest, and talented. his issues make him even more appealing. like a lost puppy you just want to cuddle.

  11. Peter says:

    I would bottom for him anytime. He his very sexy and talented.

  12. spazhatchet says:

    Come to mama!

  13. Jake says:

    SOme of are meant to lead lives which are scewed, and scared. It makes us interesting people. And Shia LaBeouf is interesting. I mean, just look at his name! It’s interesting.

  14. nunu says:

    i still like him because he’s a bad boy

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