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Lindsay Lohan Feels Caged, Rolls Self In Ball

Lindsay Lohan

I’m really shocked, because I thought Lindsay had been sober since going to Promises back in 2007 — that’s sarcasm, folks — but I guess I was wrong.  Some dude who writes for Mirror, tells the tale of a caged Lindsay, texting Samantha Ronson, drinking vodka and generally freaking out at a nightclub.

I’m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around.

But what I witnessed at London’s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I’ve ever seen before.

Step forward fallen movie star Lindsay Lohan who was on the table next to me at the Swallow Street venue.

I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.”

Unfortunately, the creepy behaviour continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.

My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.

“She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson – and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting.

“Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”

And there was even more cause for concern when Linds returned from the loo.

My jaw once again dropped as Lindsay – who had a vodka in hand throughout the night – squirmed around as if trying to hide in a ball on the floor.

It’s no secret that I’m no fan of Lindsay the celebrity.  But, just as a story about a human being who is so obviously lost, this story makes me so sad. 

Isn’t there a way for family members to commit her to a detox program before she ends up dead?  While everyone in her life is sitting around being concerned for her, and enabling her, she’s slipping away.  Daddy Lohan is in courthouses all the the time for his own legal snafus.  Can’t he grab some sort of court order for Linds while he’s there?  Lohans, get involved and save your daughter’s life!

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  • I really believe that the Lohans dont have a real, true care in the world about their children. I havent seen proof to counter this thought.

    Dina and Michale had no place ever having children together or with other people with potentialy normal genes.

    Her parents getting preggers afforded her a legacy seat of the Darwin Awards by birth :(

  • HO Han has a brilliant, win-win, big time fame and fortune plan and it just ain’t working with another selfishly thinking of herself, abandoning type crushing her joy, out-thinking and greatly using her.. heh.

    • It’s Wendie not Beet.
      That’s a pet peeve of mine. Bitch all you want, just do towards the right person.

  • if there’s one thing I learned about celebrity gossip sites, it’s that no one bullshits more than UK gossip blogs.

  • You can’t send a person to detox if they don’t want to go. You can have them committed to a mental health facility, but not rehab. Plus, someone has to care enough to make the effort to have it done. I don’t think Lindsay has anyone that fits the description.

  • Wendie,
    I realize you have a stick up your ass with regards to Lohan, but please must you choose the most absurd story, from all the idiotic stories, from a ridiculous London tabloid, out all of the crazy London tabloids to publish?

  • For reasons only known to God, I follow Lindsay on Twitter. Sure appears that she is back with SamRo. Talk about a toxic co-dependent relationship.

    sevinnyne6126 Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy&great news to share!! Maybe…. ;)

    about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry

  • Lies Beet, you love her. You were freaking out the past two weeks because she disappeared.
    Lindsay should have had her recovery and comeback a year or two ago. Now I think she’s too deep into drugs and partying to ever make a comeback as a serious actress.

  • How long can she possibly keep living like this? How sad is it gonna be if she eventually kills herself? It’s hard to believe that in five years she went from an almost chubby, healthy teenage girl in “Mean Girls” to this. I mean, she was never really all that talented of an actress/singer/whatever any young person in Hollywood calls themself, but she’s still a person. It’s just so sad to see anyone do this to themselves.

  • That’s it for me. Posting this BS, when everyone else knows it’s not true, when the writer is not credible… I’m sick of Wendie’s BS and evilbeet for giving such a bitter, useless, wordier Perez Hilton-wannabe a platform. I like some of evilbeet’s stuff, but my patience with Wendie and her hate is over, and so are my visits to this site.