I’m really shocked, because I thought Lindsay had been sober since going to Promises back in 2007 — that’s sarcasm, folks — but I guess I was wrong. Some dude who writes for Mirror, tells the tale of a caged Lindsay, texting Samantha Ronson, drinking vodka and generally freaking out at a nightclub.
I’m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around.
But what I witnessed at London’s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I’ve ever seen before.
Step forward fallen movie star Lindsay Lohan who was on the table next to me at the Swallow Street venue.
I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.”
Unfortunately, the creepy behaviour continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.
My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.
“She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson – and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting.
“Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”
And there was even more cause for concern when Linds returned from the loo.
My jaw once again dropped as Lindsay – who had a vodka in hand throughout the night – squirmed around as if trying to hide in a ball on the floor.
It’s no secret that I’m no fan of Lindsay the celebrity. But, just as a story about a human being who is so obviously lost, this story makes me so sad.
Isn’t there a way for family members to commit her to a detox program before she ends up dead? While everyone in her life is sitting around being concerned for her, and enabling her, she’s slipping away. Daddy Lohan is in courthouses all the the time for his own legal snafus. Can’t he grab some sort of court order for Linds while he’s there? Lohans, get involved and save your daughter’s life!