Jun 04, 2009 at 01:02 pm by Wendie

Nothing has made me happier today and nothing ever could.  Not even if the unfortunate and sudden death of Mischa Barton occurred.  Not even if Julia Roberts lips got caught in a turbine engine.  Nothing.

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31 Responses to “Just Because”

  1. everygirl says:

    HAHAH YESSSSS

  2. this is old says:

    this is very old and yet another little something you ripped off another website

    • casey says:

      wow, lighten up. Every little piece of news posted here has been taken from somewhere else, and none of it’s gonna be presented on an instantaneous basis. who cares if it’s old, it funny!

    • bovine1 says:

      The video may be old, but i’ve never seen it, i’m internally grateful to Wendie for posting it, made my night!

      • Kris says:

        Haha Bovine I think u mean “eternally” grateful :P (sorry couldn’t resist, your faux pas made me smile :P)

    • Donkey Punch says:

      Whhhhaaaaat? Wendie never steals anything.

  3. Tabs says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR THIS, THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO END THE DAY.

  4. amen@this is old says:

    exactly what i thought. i didn’t like the death “joke” either.

  5. livia says:

    Ahahaha “rape me in my thighs”

  6. Melissa says:

    old or not…that was frickin hilarious

  7. Kaitlyn says:

    wow. Its funny to not read the captions and try to figure out what he’s actually trying to say.

    funny stuff

  8. Squeeziee says:

    PLANKTON!

    This is why I treasure you, Wendie =D

  9. Rachel says:

    Haha, did Beet send this to you? I passed it along to her to help her through the heat, so I guess you could thank me. But really we should all be thanking the amazing lyrics such as,

    “If there’s a camel up the hill then asbestos flygon you too you too”

    Love it!

  10. Ratso says:

    hm. so you get on mellisa hart for wishing death upon someone, and you go and do the exact. same. thing.

  11. peace&&green says:

    i’m korean,
    and my mother sounds exactly like that.
    minus the melody. :D

  12. katia says:

    TROPICAL PRIEST.

    omfg that’s hilarious!

  13. barkingdog says:

    Funny video but not liking the death jokes either :(

  14. dpizzle says:

    Funny video. I saw this yesterday on another site. Brought on the lols. Your humor in this post is really kinda ugly. I would never even wish death upon my asshole neighbors who blare music until 4 am and operate what could best be described as a drug-ring.

  15. Beehind says:

    Thanks for the laugh!

  16. Kevinisstupid says:

    Oooooh baby touch my eeee oooo come on and gimme what I desOeooooo.

    Epic.

  17. hpfanboy07 says:

    I’ve seen another instance where a Mariah Carey song has been botched: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

  18. Shan says:

    I still can’t figure out what song that is.

  19. b says:

    ahahahaha THANK YOU WENDIE

  20. kirstie says:

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohhh god this is priceless!!!!

  21. Priss says:

    I love this video! Man, I wonder if this guy has watched the video and figured out what he was really saying! However, I don’t think the joke about someone dying is funny. Geeze, if it takes something that crazy to make you happy, maybe talk to someone.

  22. Anonymous says:

    ahahaha his voice actually isnt that bad he’s just really bad at english lol. Made my day it really did.

  23. Liv says:

    I love it, Wendie. “I will give you plankton.”

  24. Hillary says:

    Lighten up you guys!
    She was just making a little joke. She doesn’t actually wish death upon her.
    You’re all being a bunch of young whiny babies by becoming upset by it.

  25. Viki says:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA
    those hand gestures at the end were killing me.

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