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Shiloh Has Some Serious Competition

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RadarOnline is reporting that Gisele Bundchen is expecting a little quarterback or cheerleader.  Not surprising, actually.  You know Gisele is going to have about five kids in less than seven years, at least one set of twins, all whilst maintaining her size zero figure.  Perfection is such a drag.

Let’s think about this:  When Brangelina announced that they went into the lab and had created a DNA hybrid named Shiloh, I couldn’t fathom a more perfect mix could exist — until now.  Can you imagine what this child will look like?  It’s clear that the kid will probably be about five feet tall at birth.

This will be Tom’s second child.  He has an almost two-year-old with Bridget Moynihan.  Come to think of it, this will also be a second child for Gisele since she considers Tom and Bridget’s kid to feel like her own.

Congrats to the happy, genetically blessed, slightly annoying couple!

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  • Slightly?? Slightly annoying??? Not in my little corner of the world — they are highly h*cking annoying.

  • hmm. i think his face is pretty weird. looks like he is clueless all the time.

    i still think suri is the cutest celebrity kid.

  • “When Brangelina announced that they went into the lab and had created a DNA hybrid named Shiloh, I couldn’t fathom a more perfect mix could exist — until now.”

    I disagree with you (not surprising).
    Perfect mix of DNA goes to Nahla!!
    Clearly superhuman in the gene department.

    • I completely agree. Besides, for all we know, Knox could end up with Angelina’s genes and end up looking like the blonde version of her brother ::shudder::

      Nahla Grace >>>> The Holy Trinity (Shiloh, Vivenne, and Knox)

  • I just want to know why every single photograph I have seen of Tom & Gisele (Gom) looks like a cardboard cutout?

  • Sorry, I find neither one attractive. She is way too manish and horsey-ish for me and I think Tom looks like he has Down’s Syndrome.
    Team Shiloh

  • I don’t understand why everyone is so in love with this alien woman. She has a nice body, but her face got hit with the ugly tree.

  • i’m not so sure about her face, it looks like the horsey-est thing this side of sarah jessica parker, but man i’ve never seen a body like that in person. look at those legs.

    as the saying goes, she’s a butta-face; everything’s hot, but her face