May 06, 2009 at 11:14 am by Wendie

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Last night was the 2009 Tony Awards Meet the Press Reception.  I mean, really, there are so darn many reasons to party.  I’m having some friends over for lunch this Saturday but “having some friends over for lunch” sounds sooo boring.  I’m thinking of something like Midday Sandwich Soiree  Or, the National Institute of Barbecue 2009 Afternoon Gala.  What do you think?

Lots of the oldies but goodies were there like Dolly Parton, Liza Minelli, Jane Fonda…oh…and Martha Plimpton.  Yes, you may not have known this, but she went totally Mennonite now that she’s the ripe old age of thirty-nine.  Nothing but knee-length skirts and librarian blouses for her.

I don’t know if it was a matter of poor lighting, but when Constantine-remember him from American Idol?-looks presentable, something is wrong.

12 Responses to “Through Age-Processing Image Technology, We Can Now See What Hilary Duff And Vanessa Hudgens Will Look Like In 2049”

  1. Alzaetia says:

    Haha! The headline made me spit my coffee out!

  2. wuzzuh says:

    wendie you are on your game today…..that title/pic combo deserves an award….

  3. MarciaMarciaMarcia says:

    Please take that Constacrap pic down now before I vomit on my keyboard. He’s disgusting. The only thing more disgusting is Chris Brown.

  4. c. says:

    haha..great headline

  5. -Vickyy. says:

    Oh my God Wendie, I love you! That headline just made my day! It made me laugh so hard that my mom thinks I’m insane because I’m laughing at my laptop hahaha. Really. I woke up in such a bad mood today, and you just made my day happier! :D

  6. Llilo45 says:

    ajajaja OMG so true! Hillary Duff is definitely on her way with all that plastic cirgury! and VAnessa Hudgens its gonna get Faaaaaat

  7. pinkangel8167 says:

    Genious Wendie! Pure genious!!

  8. Kelly says:

    This explains why I love both Dolly Parton and Hilary Duff.

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