Wanna know how you can be sure Lindsay Lohan’s wasted? I’ll pause here while you all respond “She’s breathing?” No, no, you can tell Lindsay Lohan’s wasted because she does these stupid poses on the red carpet. Sober Lindsay is a red carpet superstar — every pose, every camera glance is a total win. When she’s wasted she does this same dumb stuff and it just looks ridiculous. It’s always a dead giveaway.
Here’s wasted Lohan with sis Ali at a Teen.com party in Hollywood on Monday night.
Oh, and Us Weekly has a piece today about how Lindsay’s abusing Adderall. Tomorrow I hear they’re running pieces about how the Dodgers are a baseball team and Richard Simmons prefers sex with dudes.
What’s with this finger in the mouth thing? Does she think it makes her look “cute”? Isn’t this what little kids do? Grow up, Lindsay!
is the sister doing shit too?
Her makeup is kinda heavy. I always thought the rule was you can do up one feature, face or lips, but this is a bit much. I guess her hair looks alright though. She could be so gorgeous sometimes, I just wish she could pull herself together :(
Doesn’t she have to pass random drug tests as part of her probation? How is she managing to do that?
Also, what is going to need to happen to Lindsay before she gets help?
I actually don’t believe the Adderall story at all. I’m not a doctor but I like to give out my medical opinion often. Lindsay is clean and sober, displaying no signs of drug use. She just looks like that sometimes..well, whatever, she looks super hot in these pictures.
And I wouldn’t recommend anyone putting their fingers in their mouth with this whole swine flu thing going on..but she looks good doing it
I do hope you’re kidding.
It’s not like Adderall is a hard drug to get a hold of and it’s not going to change your appearance. You wouldn’t look at someone and say “Oh, I bet their hooked on Adderall”.
And if you think Lindsay doesn’t drink you need to dig your head out of that hole.
Stop offering your biased medical opinions.
That wasn’t meant to be taken seriously
she looks like the joker
Yeah, the finger in the mouth thing……every picture of her on a red carpet from the last few months has her posing like that. Seriously?! What does she think she’s doing?
Yeah, I’m going to need her to go ahead and fix that frontal bald spot. Thaanks.
Steve Aoki… haven’t seen him for a while.
Can we talk about how her sister is wearing that same awful shirt that Linds wore on TRL a year or two ago? They’re pretty girls but that sequined shirt is hideous!
Damn, I thought Ali was going to step up and be vindicate the Lohan clan.. she looks like crap now. What a let down
fingers in her mouth, scratching her head . . . and she thinks she can be a model? Yeah, right.
IT’S ABOUT TIME HER MAMA SLAPPED THAT DIRTY SWINY FINGER OUT HER MOUTH
Is it just me or does she have bulimic bite-marks on her hand between her thumb and first finger from making herself vomit?
so stupid.
Look at those giant rocks in her ears…..where does she get the dough for that? What are they 4 carats?
Haha…the rest of her generation is abusing adderall as well, we just excuse it since we’re using it to write papers and make it through college. I can’t imagine what I would look like if my life were documented by the world!