I am positively floored to hear this, but Jessica Biel’s new movie about the stripper with a heart, Powder Blue, is going direct to DVD. I don’t understand how such a talent as Jessica can be put on the Blockbuster shelf over and over again.
She has another movie, Easy Virtue, that is set for limited release in May. If it actually happens, this will be her first time on the big screen in over two years.
Personally, I maintain high hopes for Nailed, the cinematic (maybe!) masterpiece out for release later this year. A fascinating plot in which the main character (Biel) has a nail lodged in her head that causes her to flirt with Jake Gyllenhaal. How insulting is it to be part of a production where the storyline involves a woman who has to be impaled by a piece of hardware to show any interest in you? Anyway, sounds like a blockbuster for sure.
May I suggest that Jessica needs a change of pace? A stripper movie, a movie titled Easy Virtue, a movie titled Nailed. We get it Jess-you’re sexy. You’ve got to either go lesbian or get into a Holocaust movie if you want to advance this fledgling career of yours forward.