Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety. The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie.
Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging all over 90210 actor Matt Lanter the night before? I say “NO!” based on the couple’s body language. Nothing says “impending breakup” like a jaw clamped shut as tightly as Miley Cyrus’ kneecaps.
“Actress” Shiva Rose was there. I consider this woman about one step away from a miracle worker. Not only did she manage to stay married in Hollywood (to Dylan McDermott) for more than a decade before her marriage imploded, she divorced with…wait for it…no lawyers on either side. Amazing!
Hilary Swank appeared with her agent and boyfriend John Campisi. I’m sorry, but he looks like Chad Lowe. Doesn’t he? Oh, the soft spot she has for a receding hairline, large forehead and weak chin.
Finally, Chris Klein was there. Boy, he looks so familiar. It’s almost like there’s someone in Hollywood who has that same face. Who could it be? *cough*SuriCruise*cough*