I can’t find a new and interesting way to pretend that I give a flying fig about Lindsay Lohan so I’m just going to report the deets of her Ellen interview so we can all proceed to the business of tuning in today and analyzing every hair extension flip and to see if she’s wearing black leggings. Oh, who am I kidding? I’m tuning in to see how red her nostrils are.
Linds talked about the one thing more difficult that having your love life played out in the media. “When you don’t know you’re breaking up. Really weird.” Lindsay maintains that the split “came out of nowhere.” Which I find odd since anyone reading any blog could see it coming from a mile away. Apparently, Sam Ronson just dropped off the radar. “I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn’t seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared.”
From one celebulez to another, though I have personally started calling Lohan La Cage aux Faux Lez, Ellen talked about her own break from Anne Heche in which “I kind of lost my career for a little while and I went away … and I literally hibernated and got myself back together.” She asked Lindsay if she too wanted to disappear for awhile. The entire creative industry heaved a collective sigh of relief when Lohan said that she didn’t. “I feel like I want to get my career back in shape,” Linds claimed.
I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. It’s clear that she’s holding out hope for a reconciliation. She said, “I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place. And I love her.”
She also has been spending a lot of time with her sister right now. Just how exhausting do you think Linds is to be with right now? It feels totally unnatural for me to say this, but I feel bad for Ali Lohan. That. Poor. Child.