Friends, I realize that I have a lot of “I told you so” moments. So, the next time one of my statements or predictions prove true, I won’t get all obnoxious extolling my amazing talent of perception. Unless it’s when Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake break up. Or J. Lo and Skeletor. Or when the world learns what I’ve always known: Beyonce can’t sing. Oh, and how that moment is here.
Howard Stern got hold of a copy of Beyonce’s board mix when she performed If I Were A Boy last year on the Today Show. Basically, when singers perform on shows, they usually lip-synch to a recorded track so that they sound perfect. Often, they will actually sing along to their recorded track but the audience won’t hear that. So, this is a recording of the uber-talent’s actual singing voice. Please listen and continue to tell me how talented she is.
I sounded more melodious when I was unmedicated and pushing a human being out of my loins. Someone, give me a Grammy!