Apr 15, 2009 at 01:42 pm by Wendie

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I don’t want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled.  Believe me when I tell you this:  celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.

One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a “mysterious blond.”  Why are these mistress blonds always called “mysterious?”  The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.

Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me, Mel Gibson didn’t win an Academy Award for directing by accident.  He clearly means for this scene to appear the way it does-he isn’t concerned at all, he’s feeling carefree, and his new friend is totally worth a half-billion dollars.

13 Responses to “Well That Didn’t Take Long”

  1. Brick218 says:

    That is OBVIOUSLY his sister. Duh.

  2. Just me, J says:

    He is so freaking creepy!

  3. Aris says:

    It doesn’t look like they’re “together” to me.

  4. Judy says:

    God, he looks like Salvador Dali!

  5. Dan says:

    I was thinking he looks like he’s working on a movie about the kentucky fried chicken guy’s rise to stardom.

  6. lolly says:

    nobody uses the paparazzi like britney uses the paparazzi. zowie.

  7. Ann says:

    Man, he used to be so good looking and mentally stable back in the day… lol. Now hes transformed into Colonel Sanders long lost twin with an side of crazy…

  8. gigi says:

    MEL GIBSON IS THE DEVIL…..AND HIS BEARD DAGGER PROVES IT

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