Yes, we’ve firmly established that Kate Hudson’s put on weight this year. And I don’t even think that’s a bad thing. She’s certainly not at any weight even remotely approaching fat. So let’s get this out of the way: I do not think Kate Hudson is fat.
Here’s what I don’t like about it: It looks like beer weight. Her face is expanding at twice the weight of her body, and she’s losing that beautiful glow she always had about her. She’s obviously a girl who puts on weight in her face, but it’s not the healthy, I’m-filling-out-because-I-eat-a-complete-diet look. It’s the I’m-filling-out-because-I-eat-a-complete-case-of-beer-and-then-all-the-Fritos look. Kate looks like she put on the Freshman Fifteen, but she’s 29 years old, and Lord knows she’s never been to college.
I think I’m — dare I say it? — a little bit worried about her. We don’t mind if you put on weight, Kate, but cut it out with the boozing! Not healthy!
But she certainly did look happy last night, enjoying a Lakers game and some junk food with her brother Oliver.