I know you love checking up on washed-up rappers from the nineties as much as I do. So I dare you to come away from this post without “Gangsta’s Paradise” stuck in your head all fucking day. You can’t do it.
Artis Ivey Leon Jr., better known and loved as “Coolio” showed up in court Friday afternoon to plead not guilty to charges of felony drug possession and misdemeanor battery / possession of a smoking device (crackpipe) that were incurred during his March 6th arrest at Los Angeles International Airport. He’s been blastin and laughin so long that even his mama thinks that his mind is gone.
Why, with all the local “retailers” available, would someone try to carry drugs through the airport? At any rate, it’s more environmentally friendly to smoke crack that is locally grown (fewer carbon emissions).
Coolio’s currently free on $10,000 bail, and will be back in court for another hearing on April 20th.
I guess his life is outta luck, fool.
I’m entirely too sick to think properly or say much… I just wanted to say I’ve enjoyed all of your articles so far ~ I like your writing style Kellie =)
oh my gosh
nothing makes me happier than this post
my sister and I are famous for our a Capella rendition of “gangster’s paradise”
and my “famous for” I mean of course “annoying everyone at family functions with”
Best headline ever. Seriously, Kelly you are my favorite now, just because of this post.
4/20. how appropriate.
I sleep in those exact same pajama pants.
Even better idea: get “Amish Paradise” stuck in your head.