I’m thinking something along the lines of, “Time to get back to rehab.” Kelly Osbourne and her fiance, Luke Worrall frightening innocent bystanders walking down the street in Miami.
You know, I reported about Kelly’s engagement a few months ago. I may have mentioned her impending divorce before the ring was even back from being sized at the jewelers. I’m ashamed. But the good news? Kelly has no intention of actually tying the knot for another five years. That’s a good thing since you really aren’t supposed to make major life decisions straight out of a treatment facility. According to her, “I think the last thing I should be doing right now is planning a wedding. I’d become one of those cracked-out housewives with a vacuum cleaner, hopped up on Dexedrine.”
Like there’s anything wrong with that.