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Fine-Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez Are Happy

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Despite my deep personal belief that it’s all a sham, Marc Anthony and J. Lo appeared as happy and in love as ever at Anthony’s Madison Square Garden Valentine’s Day concert.  They even terrified their Dragon Tales, Max and Emme, by bringing them onstage to be greeted by thousands of screaming fans.  My two-year-old can’t handle the lady at the deli offering him cheese.  I can’t even fathom how he’d react to seeing himself on a Jumbotron.

I have a personal policy not to make fun of children other than my own.  But remember how Alexa Joel was cursed?  A beautiful supermodel of a mom and she ended up looking exactly like her dad?  Unfortunate.  Let’s hope the twins dodge a similar fate.

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  • Yeah, I try to make fun of kids too much, either–but wow.

    And these two make me sick with their “we’re so happy” crap. I bet it was his idea to pimp the twins out like that, don’t you?

  • Off topic, really, but I think Alexa Joel is freaking stunning! A gorgeous mixture of her mom and dad. She is very unique looking, and more interesting than her blonde, blue-eyed mom.

    • She does have a uniqueness to her beauty but her mother is so damn beautiful. Yes, she’s not unusual looking but she’s so damn beautiful.

    • Yeah, I was going to say something along those lines. I think Alexa Joel is actually really pretty in a unique way. Yes, she looks a lot like her dad, but she has sort of an animated caricature version of a pretty girl, which makes her interesting to look at. I don’t think she’s unattractive, though “beautiful” also doesn’t really apply.

  • Those are some… interesting… looking twins. Anyone see the episode of the Twilight Zone where all the ugly people were the norm and they were trying to fix the normal looking girl. Hmm wonder what its like in _that_ house.

  • i do not have a personal policy of not making fun of celebrities children…therefore, those twins are henious.

  • Hmm…is something wrong with me? I think those twins are pretty cute. =/ Maybe my maternal clock is telling me all babies are cute….

  • Yeah, and J-Lo is just a sham to me. Not a singer, not a dancer, not an actress. Just a girl who really, really, really wanted to be rich, famous and live the glamour. Mission accomplished.

  • Can you pleeeeease learn how to use hyphens? They should be preceded and followed by a space. The title to this post makes me wonder “who is Fine-Marc?” This happens a lot and confuses me.