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That 13-Year-Old in England May Not Be a Baby Daddy After All

Alfie Patten and Girlfriend Chantelle with Baby, Pictures Photos

Hey, remember this shit? Where that 13-year-old boy in England (who looks about 8) impregnated his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle? And they had the baby? And it’s like this huge social issue right now?

Well, now some 16-year-old kid is claiming that he’s actually the father! And then a 14-year-old came up and claimed the he might actually be father! Either this 15-year-old girl was doing some serious sluttin’ around that month, or these boys are just desperate for some attention and money. Oh, and Chantelle’s neighbors aren’t being all too sweet about this. They’re running to the press left and right to talk about how she had all kinds of boys spending the night in her bed. She and her mom both deny that.

Alfie Patten, the original underage baby daddy, is now going to take a DNA test to prove that his pre-teen super-sperm did, in fact, knock this girl up. Says Alfie: “Other stupid boys are lying, saying bad things, like they have slept with Chantelle too. But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we’ve been together for two years, so I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went ‘Yeah’ so I believe her. I didn’t know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you’re the dad. So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don’t really care what people say. And I don’t like them being bad about Chantelle.”

OMG. Is this boy actually saying these things or are they making up quotes to make him sound like he’s five years old??? Listen, I wasn’t exactly worldly (or sexually active!) when I was 13, but, dear God, I wasn’t talking like a pre-schooler, either.

Regardless, this just sucks to have such young kids wrapped up in such a widespread scandal, especially considering there’s an actual baby involved.

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