Feb 12, 2009 at 10:56 pm by Evil Beet

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No, this little boy isn’t this child’s brother — he’s her father.

Meet 13-year-old Alfie Patten, whose 15-year-old girlfriend had this baby girl, Maisie, four days ago.

Alfie is four feet tall and says he “thought it would be good to have a baby.”

“When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble,” he says. “We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

OMG!

He will be “good”?

Is he worried he’ll get grounded if he doesn’t change her diapers on time?

139 Responses to “Proud Papa!”

  1. Michelle says:

    Oh my. Not only is the mother like twice his size, she looks twice his age!

  2. Annie says:

    Don’t girls still have cooties at 13? Wtf.

  3. Sarah says:

    I’m British and people in the UK are rightly appalled about this too – most people here are NOT like this I promise! Apparently a member of the press enquired how he thought he would cope financially and the boy replied…..” What’s financially???”..Lord give me strength!!

  4. BEEBOP says:

    THOSE ARE THE CREEPIEST LOOKING KIDS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

  5. Nina says:

    Hes so little compared to her!
    It also seems that she thinks that he is stupid (her giggling while he was talking seems very “unfriendly” to me).

  6. Ew says:

    That is so disgusting. The poor baby. And that kid looks like he 8- not 13

  7. m says:

    and i guess you took today off

  8. Granny Grump says:

    I am appalled on so many levels. I can’t believe it. My 8 year old son looks older than this boy and is by far much more intelligent. Where were the parents when this was going on?

  9. phoebe says:

    troubled

  10. KrisT says:

    Holy crap!

  11. Jim says:

    *shakes head*
    The world is coming to an end…

  12. Señor Loco says:

    Too f***in’ creepy for words! How did they conceive? Did he have to crawl up her leg just to stick it in?

  13. Jenna Zine says:

    Soooo disturbing and sad for everyone involved!

  14. paulie says:

    this is so sad, why can’t kids just be kids? why rush your life, enjoy be a kid!life is there before you know it. Even if you graduate, some people like myself don’t even know where to go next after graduation. My second thought is:this is so sad, so many people cannot have children while being married and then kids are having kids. What can they do to provide a family life, other than the US government paying for their support

  15. Anonymous says:

    poor girl must have been really desperate.
    isn’t this statutory rape?

  16. peace&&green says:

    poor girl must have been desperate.
    isn’t this statutory rape?

  17. jo says:

    the guy looks TOO young for a 13 year-old while the girl looks TOO old to be 15 years old.

  18. Davidmann says:

    The girl looks soo ugly too and the kid is freaking like 7 years old

    wtf

    -.-

  19. jo says:

    Disgraceful how this could be let to happen. Also the fact that we the “Working people” will have to pay for all three childs care. It infuriates me. Shouldn’t he be out playing on his bike or out at the park playing football.

    Complete disgrace

  20. jill says:

    im from england and i have to say, this sort of thing is not that uncommon..
    a girl from another school near mine was pregnant in year 7, year 9 and in year 11. she aborted all except the last one. maybe she took it as a sign..

  21. Grace says:

    This is so sad. I saw supposed photos of his parents on the front of one of the tabloids today. They looked like crack addicts or something. These kids need help.

  22. Sara says:

    Wow…
    13…? He looks about 5 …
    My 6 year old nephew is bigger than this kid .
    I can’t imagine …eww…just…omg…wtf….wow…

  23. Grace says:

    OMG, I’ve just found out that these guys come from a town very close to mine. Typical! If you know the area, it all starts to make sense.

  24. Khan says:

    Good news, but i was wondering if the gender right or women right organizaiton have to say something about it…because if it would have happened in any Islamic country they would have called 100s of press conferences and arrange talk shows on BBC and CNN etc…just to tell the world…Hey look it is child abuse….

  25. San says:

    Lord have mercy take me higher!

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