Oh. Hell. Yes. During a Seattle concert a few nights ago, Etta James said what I’ve needed to hear for so long now. She can’t stand Beyonce. The relief is so immense for me to learn that I am not alone; it comes over me in waves. Speaking of waves of pleasure, the clip above is from the concert. Yeah, you have to look at annoying ads, but it’s totally worth the aural orgasm you will surely experience in multiples. I don’t know if she downed a few Sidecars before she went on stage, but whatever it takes to speak the truth honey. She told the audience, “You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t MY President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped….Beyonce…I can’t stand Beyonce. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever? Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….” Yes! Please! Kick her ass! Rip out her weave! Put a ring on it! I need this!
I actually wondered the same thing when I tolerated watching Beyonce at the inauguration. Why didn’t the large-eared dude just ask Etta James asked to sing her signature song?
Pictures in gallery of Etta pretending to like Beyonce, at the LA premiere of Cadillac Records. You know, the movie where Beyonce plays Etta? Girl obviously overstepped her bounds and now might get killed by a senior citizen. Oh well.