16 Responses to “Scarlett Johansson Is So Not Into Teeth Whitening. Or Normal Nostrils, For That Matter”

1. Heatherlyisaverb says:

   February 3, 2009 at 8:25 am

   Bet that Miss Drew knows how to USE that tongue ring too – oooooh, bad girl!

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2. southernbellephd says:

   February 3, 2009 at 8:27 am

   LOL- poor ben affleck

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3. EWWW says:

   February 3, 2009 at 8:38 am

   Scarlete Ohara had to make a dress out of her Nannas sun room curtians.

   Bitch needs to be blonde because other wise shes a total butta head.

   TITTIES!

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   • Raye says:

     February 3, 2009 at 9:53 am

     So true. On all of it.

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4. Mamie says:

   February 3, 2009 at 9:57 am

   wendie, you have never sooo nailed a post. wtf is up with all those people? stained (and greasy looking) clothing, uncombed hair, etc.

   i never thought i’d feel sorry for ben affleck, but i’m gonna have nana light a candle for him tonight.

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5. rebecca says:

   February 3, 2009 at 11:52 am

   oh PLEASE. you are so sad. scarlett’s still way more gorgeous than you’ll ever HOPE to be. leave her alone! apparently you’re not that into ugly mole removal.

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   • Dc says:

     February 3, 2009 at 1:24 pm

     In regards to the previous post, just on behalf of Beet, Wendie posted this. Beet’s the one with the BARELY NOTICABLE UNLESS ALPHA-ZOOMED mole, so get your shit right before you decide to badger out some completely futile insult. “oH pUhLeAsE!!”

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     • rebecca says:

       February 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm

       ok, point taken. not that it matters. wendie (who apparently doesn’t believe in flat irons) is ugly, scarlett on the otherhand, is not.
     • thatLisa says:

       February 4, 2009 at 2:23 am

       and rebecca is just a bitch
   • shannon says:

     February 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

     I agree, she’s gorgeous. Her teeth are fine, just because her teeth are not bleached to look fake like everyone else.

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   • Tom Cruise says:

     February 3, 2009 at 5:49 pm

     Youre a fat girl, arent you thetan eater?
     Thetan eater Theatan eater.
     Now go change your kitty litter and wash your grandmaws ass boil simpleton!

     Rebecca sucks titties!

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6. kitty says:

   February 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm

   lmao @ patent leather maxi pad. genius.

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7. Sickitten says:

   February 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm

   She she have her sloppy jowels sawzalled? She looks better. Yes, she had a nosejob years ago. The bottom half of her face just ruins her. Keep sticking your chest out, Scarl.

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8. Megan says:

   February 3, 2009 at 10:23 pm

   Why are you picking on her? She is one of the few intelligent and talented young actresses in hollywood right now. Lay off.

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9. thatLisa says:

   February 4, 2009 at 2:26 am

   lol @ ” Ben Affleck wishes he was dead ”

   also-ick, drew. tongue ring? what is this, 1998? aren’t you in your mid-30s or something? don’t do it!

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10. James M. says:

    April 25, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    hey man, awesome post, I really enjoyed the read. Keep up the good work man, if you keep up posts like this your blog will be a hit in no time :)

    BTW, I was reading another blog and this guy seemed to have your style… is this another of your blogs? Teeth Bleaching

    Anyway, thanks for the read, I’ll be back soon :D

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