Last night was the LA premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. We already saw what anorex-shrek looked like, but what do you think of Scarlett Johansson’s new look? I struggle every single time I write her last name. I have a mental block against the spelling; the mnemonic device of “slutty Scarlett” has helped greatly.
Angie Dickinson Drew Barrymore was seen hugging Justin Long which should prompt a rash of “Drew and Mac Guy Reunited” stories; I was just grateful for the embrace so I didn’t have to look at the stains on his shirt or that frosted Revlon “Pink in the Afternoon” lipstick crap she’s so committed to lately. Or her dress. Or tongue ring…sigh.
The best Jennifer Aniston could do was an uncombed ponytail and unknown soap star, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, accessorized her Long John Silver’s uniform with croc shoe boots and a large patent leather maxi-pad. Kevin Connolly is still cute, Ben Affleck wishes he was dead and Jimmy Fallon’s wife is getting better looking with time.