Whitney appeared at the 2nd Annual BET Honors Show this weekend looking fanfuckingtastic!
And I don’t mean to be insensitive, but wasn’t Queen Latifah announced as the new Jenny Craig spokesmodel, like, over a year ago? She was all over my television telling me how she was going to eat pre-packaged crap and get to the ever-ambiguous “healthy weight”. Uh, did she eat all the pre-packaged crap at once? I only ask because Queen L 2009 looks exactly like Queen L 2008 and Queen L 2007. Or am I wrong? I don’t pay too much attention to her body; I spend a lot more time contemplating how much easier her life will be once she comes out of the closet. And yes, I realize what it says about me that I put anyenergy towards thinking about who Queen Latifah sleeps with.
Anyway, I’ve got plenty of love for the big girls, but I’m sorry. Queen hawking weight loss goods is the equivalent of Michelle Duggar doing a Yaz commercial.