Who Wants to See Scott Caan’s Penis???


Last year, Scott Caan — who is the son of James Caan and has also appeared in the Oceans Eleven films — took a lot of heat for referring to the paparazzi as “faggots,” a comment he later apologized for.

Karma’s a bitch, as X17 caught a sweet shot of Scott’s weiner as he changed into his clothes after a day of surfing, and you better believe that thing’ll be on every single gay-focused website in the universe by the end of the day. Millions and millions of gay dudes licking their lips at the sight of your cock, Scott!!! YUMMY!!

If you wanna see the pic, it’s here. I’d tell you it’s NSFW, but, guys, I already told you it was a penis. Hopefully you can do the math.

Personally, I think the dude’s repulsive, first because I think anyone who uses the term “faggot” as an insult is utterly repulsive, and also because I think his face looks slimy and gross and conniving. I’m not impressed with the weiner, either.


  1. mambaX says:

    the silly beard is repulsive
    the guy in the post surf pic is ,well …
    …hmm…not so bad
    I’ve seen much worse
    and his genitals look ok from afar

  2. ThatLisa says:


  3. cs says:

    I have seen better…. he only makes me envious that he knows Brad and George.

  4. JustMe says:

    AAAHHHHH hahahahahahha… I love the use of his Father’s face as a censor.

  5. Erica says:

    Penises are ugly, period. Strictly utility devices, lol. :)

    • paula says:

      OMG thank you! ive been telling ppl this and no one seems to agree with me!!! :)

    • liberty says:

      vaginas aren’t pretty either, but we have breasts that are fucking gorgeous no matter the size. so i guess that’s what we have that make up for it.

      • anon says:

        Breasts are merely globes of fat attached to your body for the purpose of feeding your children. They get in the way and sag. Cleavage is not attractive but rather flesh pressed against flesh. Thighs too have this capability. It is true that men become boobs when they see the boob. This should be a testament to their lack of will power and over dose of testosterone rather than the beauty of the breast.

        Do you know why Bulls bronc for bull riders? Because they have a strap tied tightly around their waist near their testicles. Ouch. Possibly this theory relates to women as well. Why are some women crabby? We have to wear bras.

      • Anonymous says:


        penis is ugly
        as are vaginass

        ahh liberty speaks truth ;)

      • Rachael says:

        tata’s are beautiful when they are young and firm. when they are old and deflated…. not so much.

      • I Spy A Semi says:

        Neither are balls.

  6. the truth says:

    yeah right beet, you know you would jump on it in a ny second!

  7. c says:

    love him.

  8. Bullnuts says:

    I spy a semi.

  9. ThatLisa says:

    ew I read on dlisted I think that he is only 5’5”

    why are actors so short?

  10. liberty says:

    i think he’s an awesome actors but looks like one of those dudes who know they’re talented, and figure women think they’re hot so their total fucking arrogant douchebags..

    it’s judging but..u know…

  11. jane says:

    Made me throw up a little in my mouth…

  12. Donkey Punch says:

    Interesting Beet. You said you were cleaning up your website because the corporation that owned you was concerned about advertising dollars and such.

    Apparently posting links to cocks are okay with your advertisers.

  13. Tracy says:

    He has giant balls…

  14. Ricardo says:

    mmm loves it. Nice dick!..and balls!

  15. Louise says:

    hahaha… ugliest one out of prince william’s, ashlee simpson’s dude’s and that football/baseball/whatever-player’s.

  16. Rachael says:

    that is a really nasty angle- from behind and underneath? eww. not sexy

  17. Monique says:

    i will quote what someone else said there

  18. Just Saying says:

    Me likey.

  19. Louis says:

    Ok why do you women find male genetalia repulsive? I am gay and find everything about that area so sexy. Most straight men I know love that area on a woman as well. But most women think it’s gross… I don’t get it.

  20. tami says:

    It looks inflamed and gross omg he is so greasy looking anyways anyone who thinks that Scott caan is hot you needs some glasses he is gross and that pic of his junk made me throwup in my mouth!!!

  21. John says:

    Nice penis- vaginas are monsters!!!

  22. goboy01 says:

    I didn’t get to see scott cans penis

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