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Dec 15, 2008 at 03:05 pm by Evil Beet













































































































the silly beard is repulsive
the guy in the post surf pic is ,well …
…hmm…not so bad
cmon
I’ve seen much worse
and his genitals look ok from afar
hahaha
I have seen better…. he only makes me envious that he knows Brad and George.
AAAHHHHH hahahahahahha… I love the use of his Father’s face as a censor.
Penises are ugly, period. Strictly utility devices, lol. :)
OMG thank you! ive been telling ppl this and no one seems to agree with me!!! :)
vaginas aren’t pretty either, but we have breasts that are fucking gorgeous no matter the size. so i guess that’s what we have that make up for it.
Breasts are merely globes of fat attached to your body for the purpose of feeding your children. They get in the way and sag. Cleavage is not attractive but rather flesh pressed against flesh. Thighs too have this capability. It is true that men become boobs when they see the boob. This should be a testament to their lack of will power and over dose of testosterone rather than the beauty of the breast.
Do you know why Bulls bronc for bull riders? Because they have a strap tied tightly around their waist near their testicles. Ouch. Possibly this theory relates to women as well. Why are some women crabby? We have to wear bras.
lol
penis is ugly
as are vaginass
ahh liberty speaks truth ;)
tata’s are beautiful when they are young and firm. when they are old and deflated…. not so much.
Neither are balls.
yeah right beet, you know you would jump on it in a ny second!
love him.
I spy a semi.
ew I read on dlisted I think that he is only 5’5”
why are actors so short?
i think he’s an awesome actors but looks like one of those dudes who know they’re talented, and figure women think they’re hot so their total fucking arrogant douchebags..
it’s judging but..u know…
Made me throw up a little in my mouth…
Interesting Beet. You said you were cleaning up your website because the corporation that owned you was concerned about advertising dollars and such.
Apparently posting links to cocks are okay with your advertisers.
He has giant balls…
mmm loves it. Nice dick!..and balls!
hahaha… ugliest one out of prince william’s, ashlee simpson’s dude’s and that football/baseball/whatever-player’s.
that is a really nasty angle- from behind and underneath? eww. not sexy
i will quote what someone else said there
HOLY POTATOES! :BARF:
Me likey.
Ok why do you women find male genetalia repulsive? I am gay and find everything about that area so sexy. Most straight men I know love that area on a woman as well. But most women think it’s gross… I don’t get it.
It looks inflamed and gross omg he is so greasy looking anyways anyone who thinks that Scott caan is hot you needs some glasses he is gross and that pic of his junk made me throwup in my mouth!!!
Nice penis- vaginas are monsters!!!