OMG. What a vagina tease. These photos are just saying, “Hey, Beet, it’s a hot, wealthy man in a firefighter uniform and there are TONS of pictures of him for you to gawk at. There’s just one tiny catch: it’s Kirk Cameron.”
It’s like how someone approached Kirk Cameron twenty years ago and was like, “Listen, I have this awesome way for you to always be able to feel like you’re better than other people, no matter what. There’s just one tiny catch: You have to abandon all logic and reason.”
The difference is that Kirk Cameron was excited about his proposition.
Anyway, crazy evangelist Kirky was promoting his new film, Fireproof, which actually has fucking nothing to do with hot firemen. The plot synopsis:
Lt. Caleb Holt lives by the old firefighter’s adage: Never leave your partner behind. Inside burning buildings, it’s his natural instinct. In the cooling embers of his marriage, it’s another story.
After a decade of marriage, Caleb and Catherine Holt have drifted so far apart that they are ready to move on without each other. Yet as they prepare to enter divorce proceedings, Caleb’s dad asks his son to try an experiment: The Love Dare.
While hoping The Love Dare has nothing to do with his parents’ newfound faith, Caleb commits to the challenge. But can he attempt to love his wife while avoiding God’s love for him? Will he be able to demonstrate love over and over again to a person that’s no longer receptive to his love? Or is this just another marriage destined to go up in smoke?
Wow, sounds like Caleb is dealing with some weighty issues. Me? I’m just going to spend the rest of the night trying an experiment I like to call The Finding Naked Firemen Photos on the Internet Dare, and I’m fairly confident it’ll be an overwhelming success.