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  • LOL… my head hurts. It is part of a sort-of series.

    It is a once a year issue. This is the second one. Kinda like a pumpkin-filled Swim Suit issue from SSI. (Yeah, I know. Cheap-shot. But she’s like a cartoon.)

    The intertubes has some pics from either the last issue or this one. Either way there is some hilarity there. (There is one where she is bending over picking up a tennis ball and looking suggestively at the camera that cracks me up every time. Think live anime (p + (corn/c)). It is that cheesy.)

    As for how much gawking at a silicone parody of a human costs: $19.95 or $9.00. Websites differ on exactly how much it is. I’d guess 9.95ish based on the cover-squiggle. Published by “Black Men Magazine”. Think of it like a low-rent FHM.

    However, why in the world wouldn’t you go pick up the playboy issue she was in? I mean, if a low-rent Lolo Ferrari is your style. (DO NOT google Lolo if you like your sanity or eyesight. She made Coco look like some chic in a training bra. Really.)

    I’m thinking the 2008 Coco (ay! My brain!) was the second as the website lists a backorder issue for $9.00.

    There is also another issue (same format) with someone called Angel. No idea who she is though. $12.00 (with an included behind the scenes DVD!)

    (Sorry, but I think it is damned funny that she posts this stuff so near Halloween.)

    Otherwise… I’m sincerely glad I will (probably) never see this woman in real life. I’d crack up laughing and have to run away. She’s like this weird woman with HUGE breast and butt implants. I keep hearing: “Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle… cool and smoothy…”

    And finally… Bossip has the funniest picture ever of ol’ coco cameltoe. She gives a new meaning to the word “frontal wedgie”. (And they called her “Ice T’s Ghost”! I love double entendre! (Even if it might not’ve been intentional.) I’m fairly sure she’s wearing um… extremely tight LATEX pants with nothing on underneath. (if you wish, it is on page 3 of the bossip section on Coco. It sucketh that I have to mention another site, but I’m fairly sure beet-beet’s backers would burst if she posted that pupilisticly pernicious pic.)

    Anyway… there you go.

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