I told you I was flying out to Vegas to be with you TONIGHT!
But you couldn’t wait that long, could you?
And do you know how I found these pictures?? Do you know??? From a commenter named “anon69”!!! Was that you, Michael? Was that your idea of a fucking joke? NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE.
Radar got these pics of Mikey at The Playboy Club in The Palms last night.
“It was unreal,” says the photographer. “Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.”
Oh, Michael. That aggressive grip was supposed to be for me. I can’t believe you betrayed me like this. After all (the condoms) we’ve been through in my fantasies!
Sad, sad, sad. I may have to return to lusting over Adrian Grenier and Adam Duritz. Both of whom, I’m sure, have never ever grabbed the ass of a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas.