The World Is Still Safe: Britney Spears’ Dad to Retain Conservatorship
Jul 31, 2008 at 11:49 am by Evil Beet

Britney Spears and Father Jamie Go to the Bank, Pictures, Photos

There was a hearing today to determine whether or not Jamie Spears would retain his conservatorship over Britney moving forward, and a court decided that, thank goodness, he will.

The conservatorship will stay in place until at least December 31 of this year.

This is probably a good thing for Britney and the rest of the world in general. It’s just a very sad thing if you were holding your breath for new photos of Britney’s Britney. And by that second “Britney” I of course mean “vagina.” Ever since Lauren Conrad was all like “I just saw Lo’s Britney!” on The Hills I have totally adopted use of that word. I lovelovelove it. When I’m trying to seduce a man, I run my fingers up and down his chest and say “Hey, baby, wanna see my Britney?” This is probably why I never succeed in seducing a man. That and the Living with Herpes book my father super-glued to my nightstand while he was visiting. Cute, Dad. Real cute. Why don’t you just go get yourself a conservatorship if you care so much?

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5 Responses to “The World Is Still Safe: Britney Spears’ Dad to Retain Conservatorship”

  1. Kari says:
    July 31, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    -feels so much like a Britney right now-
    What exactly is a conservatorship?

    Reply
  2. Ames, Amers, Amy says:
    July 31, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    ya whats a conservablahblah?

    Reply
  3. Jamie says:
    July 31, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    LMAO. I can just picture a guys reaction, “oh, you’re britney babe smells soooo good…. hey, whats that book doing on your night stand?”
    AHAHAHAHAHAHa

    Reply
  4. pete says:
    July 31, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    why does she look like she’s 57?

    Reply
  5. Aussie Erin says:
    July 31, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Those. BOOTS.

    Need. To. Be. Burned. Sacrificed to the the shoe gods for the greater good of mankind if you will.

    I know that’s an old pic, but still.

    Those BOOTS.

    Reply

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