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Amy Winehouse Is Totally Fine: Exhibit 2,395

Here’s Amy after a long night out with some friends in London. She apparently took several swings at her own security guards before huddling in an alley and sobbing.

Amy, baby.

The problem?

Is the drugs.

The drugs are the only problem, baby.

Oh, and for those of you who are interested, my crackhead friend
is now officially in rehab again. Thank you all for your prayers. I should also note that I promised to have sex with him if he got sober. I like to think that’s the real reason he’s cleaning up. Also, I’d really like to have sex with him — my sober friend, not my friend as a crackhead — so it’s kind of a win/win.

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  • Beet wants to have sex with a drug addict? Hmm, I officially withdraw my stud services. Who knows what has already been in there and left behind some special diseases.

  • Whats with her feet… they look all swollen. Anyways she use to be so talented and gorgeous and with drugs and blake being her main love right now her future looks terrible… I really hope she wakes up and recovers…. we can only hope…

  • I’m glad that she’s on the site less and less these days for being crazy. Maybe that means she’s getting better?

    And come on, people, she said she wants to have sex with her sober friend. Meaning it won’t happen until he is completely recovered. Which would deserve good sex.

  • Um, thanks for [over]sharing….. Have to agree, sadly, that the gossip is a little lacking lately….

  • Crack-cocaine/Fetal-alcoholic baby?
    Fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS) is a set of physical and mental birth defects that results when a mother drinks alcohol during her pregnancy. When a pregnant woman drinks any alcohol, such as beer, wine, or mixed drinks, so does her baby. Alcohol passes through the placenta right into the developing baby. The baby may suffer lifelong damage as a result.

    FAS is characterized by brain damage, facial deformities, and growth deficits. Heart, liver, and kidney defects are also common, as are vision and hearing problems. Individuals with FAS have difficulties with learning, attention, memory, and problem solving.

    What her parents aren’t telling.

  • haha funny title.

    but seriously, what’s that all black stuff at the bottom hem of her jorts? pubes?

  • It takes years to get “sober”, i think all this “crack-addicted friend” is just a lie to make people discuss on the sleeping blog.
    A lot of fun!

  • I don’t recall anyone saying anything about anyone being pregnant…

    Amy is prob going through a worse time than usual now that Blaaaaake is sentenced to some serious time. I only pray that the girl gets her sh*t together, writes another amazing album and leaves that piece of crap behind. And by the way, ones feet can swell after wearing really bad high heels all night (or the nasty ballerina shoes). And I’m sure she is trashed, yes – it’s rather obvious. I’ve spent the day listening to Back In Black because I’m having a tiff with the b/f and you know what? The woman is amazing, she writes from the heart, she expresses it with her soul and I love her. What i find so funny about all these nasty posts about amy is you all act like you’ve never had heartache or problems. You just have never had them captured on film. Oh, and you’ve never had 5 Grammys either.

    Beet – I am not going to go along with the haters here and I will say, if he gets himself sober for a long time and tested for disease and he’s all clear, then go for it. If the prospect of your ‘love’ gives him a goal, then more power to you. But make sure the man is clean. I love you Beet and I still pray for your friend.

  • Wow nice calling your friend a crackhead. I stopped reading for a while and now I know why. Drugs kill. It’s not a joke. You’re an idiot.

  • sex for stopping drugs?
    why can’t i have a friend-girl like that? i’m so jealous!
    i have a drug problem too. but its just pot. if i stop can you send me a topless pic?

  • holy shit! Look at that fu**ing picture! It’s just so disturbing and hilarious at the same time. Oh, Evil Beet… how I love thee… let me count the ways!