Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Birthday, Jennifer Lopez!!!

Jennifer and Skeletor went to see In the Heights on Broadway to celebrate Jen’s 39th birthday.

You guys, there is absolutely nothing going on today. And I still feel like ass. So I want to formally apologize for phoning it in most of the week. You guys deserve better, I’ve just been sick and/or super busy this week, because I had a friend visiting, and it sucks to be sick AND have a friend in town AND try to get your job done. While I have a kickass job that I absolutely love, it doesn’t come with vacation time or sick time, so sometimes I’m not at 100%.

So I’m going back to bed for now, and I’m going to sleep all damn weekend, and hopefully I’ll be back in full force next week.

I love you guys!!!

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  • Yeah it so doesn’t come with vacation time, that’s why we get to see nauseating pictures of your face on the red carpet, m’hm!

  • well that was just rude. It’s not like anyone is forcing you to look at this site.
    Get better EB!

  • Hmph: go read Ok magazine you rude a**hole!
    Get well Beet! Get some Rest, it’s just a weekend, we are loyal to you… :) We’ll be here to read you when you come back!!!

  • Sorry you’re under the weather Beet. I think if you check out the Miley-Cyrus-mocking-Selena-Gomez-video on youtube you’ll start to feel a little better.

  • Hope you feel better, Beet. I’m sure that the degenerates that comment on your site don’t help. Hows your foot feeling now, btw?

  • She was said to be found by her fans on a celebr ity and millio naire dating site named ‘Ri ch kis s. co m’ but it has not been confirmed by her yet.

  • Maybe it’s just because he’s standing next to that other guy, but Marc Anthony actually looks kinda good here.

  • What about that friend of yours who has filled in before? He’s fun to pick on!

  • Feel better and thanks for stickin’ it out while you were sick, we’re not worthy! : )

  • what a suckup you are evil beet. it seems all you talk about now is your own personal issues, which are totally boring! i love watching your ‘fans’ react by saying how they hope you feel better, etc….whatever. crybaby.

  • I’m a big fan of the site, Beet but it seems like you are either too sick, or traveling or just to busy to keep the site updated in general. Lots of excuses. I’m hoping you start to keep it updated more often in the future…

  • Wow, what’s with all these rude comments? You guys are ridiculous. Didn’t your mothers ever tell you, “if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all”?? Sorry these people are so bitchy, Beet. I really doubt these people always are able to give 100% to their job all of the time. I love your site and I think you do an amazing job updating. I love that sometimes there are like 6 stories a day! Get your rest and have a good weekend. :)

  • Hey Beet, hope you feel better. Don’t sweat the small stuff… work to live, don’t live to work.

  • > And I still feel like ass.

    Funny you mention ass when the photo above is J-LO. All it needed was Kim Kardassian’s ass to complete the picture.

    anon69, you have to get in line. Beet already has a long string of men waiting to offer their services. Hmmm, unless you are a girl in which case can all us guys watch?

  • Yep, I’ve attempted to garner her attentions… only to be spurned. :-( sniff, sniff… waaa!

  • I cannot believe Evil Beet is sick again…it’s like every week now. I haven’t been to the website in over a week (she was sick then with a fever)…now she is sick again. WOW! Is it your new state or something?

    Also, if Evil can dish the dirt on other celebs and enjoy throwing around barbs, she can take it herselp. Better get thick skin in that business.

  • jennifer looks like she could eat her hubby for a midnight snack … he better be careful. and beet, i must agree you are in danger of becoming a cry baby. it’s always something: the tanning salon thing, the dog peeing in the hotel room, your broken foot, the various colds and flus..i come here for the bitchy gossip, not to hear your litany of woes. so get evil again!

  • I agree…too many sick days. I mean, I’m sorry you don’t feel well, but you really need to count how many days there has been SOMETHING going on you are apologizing for, and see that it’s just too many. This is honestly just constructive criticism; I hope you take it to heart. Most of us have to just suck it up when we don’t feel well, at least if we’re sick as much as you have been recently.

  • > i must agree you are in danger of becoming a cry baby. it’s always something:

    You do know that she is Jewish right? :p

  • yeah… happy damn birthday.. I’m totally pissed at her. I don’t know if anyone had the chance to eat at her restaurant in Pasadena. It was so awesome (in my opinion, of course) and she closed it down… please re-open, please!

  • the memorial day parade in philly was horrible expect for the royal tartan marching band,in lackkwood.nj