Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It Never Fails!

I’m sorry for my new obsession with Caridee English, but she is everywhere lately, and she always just looks awful. Every. Single. Time.

Here she is at Chace Crawford’s 23rd birthday party in New York, looking all sorts of drunk and totally failing to look any more modelesque than the default photos of 8 million sorority girls on Facebook. Seriously if this photo is any indication, there are about 15,000 girls from Southern Oregon University alone who also should have won ANTM.

And WTF is on the table next to her? Is that a quarter? Why, God, why? Were they playing Quarters Chandelier? With wine? I have a hangover just thinking about it.

Also there: Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, looking all sorts of adorable, and Lydia Hearst, looking like someone who showed up to get her photo taken.

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  • bahahahahhahahahaha! I am from Oregon, and I do believe your SOU comment would be true……..if there were 15,000 girls that went to school there! :-p I agree though……..not the prettiest at all!

  • I still think I should try out after the one plus size ugly girl won (despite the fact i am a size 8, i would still be a plus size model)

  • Um. If this chick can be America’s Next Top Model, then I can be the next Gisele. Just sayin’…

  • Maybe she has no makeup on because Tyra keeps eating it with some fritos…and maybe the quarter is to buy a clue for Tyra…just sayin!

  • check out the giant vein in the middle of her forehead and left hand. she also has a curious red bruise on the same hand. poor girl is probably druggin it up.

  • She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at ~~~intimatemingle.com^ ^ ^ which is a niche interracial dating
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  • Ha ha. I went to Southern Oregon University- there are no sororities or fraternities there, FYI. There were definitley girls there that were prettier than her.

  • Jeez first off do the research that was the house they were stayin at the party was held at a club. I’d rather look at someone in a natural not posed state. I bet if all you haters were photographed in a house before ya were all dolled up you would be horrible to look at :) have a nice day