Before I begin, I would just like to take a minute to express my sincere admiration for the American paparazzi. When Madonna and her clan are in London, we get a good photo of the kids maybe once a month, usually even less often. It’s almost like the British photographers respect the private lives of her underage offspring. Here in the U.S., we are burdened by no such scruples. Since the Madge Clan has been in NYC, there are like 18,000 new photos of these kids on assorted photo services every single day. Every other photo set is “Lourdes This” or “Rocco That.” (And I’ll note that many of these photo services are actually based in England, so it’s not like they don’t have a presence in London.)
Now, this may be due to the heightened interest in Madonna because of the divorce rumors, but somehow I doubt that. I think American paparazzi are just a little more dedicated than their British counterparts. And they say we’re falling behind the other nations … maybe in math and science, but not in the things that count. Persistence. To the total disregard of all other people. That’s what America’s all about.
Anyway, time for you to guess which celeb is escorting David Banda and his nanny back to Madonna’s NYC pad.
Hint: It’s not Madonna.
Answer is after the jump.
It’s Gwyneth Paltrow!!!
Being entrusted with the care of a Madonna baby — even an adopted one — is a really big deal. Congratulations, Gwyneth! I still think you’re annoying as fuck, though.
Word.
is that a waddle, gwennie?
also…i love that gwennie is babysitting, but she won’t carry the kid…that’s what the help is for…
“Even an adopted one”? Harsh. If you’re stilling planning on adopting a baby Beet, work on your wording. I’m adopted and even though you were kidding, that was gross.
Actually, looks to me baby David is in the care of that brunette.
i’m from london. The paparazzi don’t take photos of the kids, and if they get a shot they have to blur out their faces because its illegal to publish a photo of a celebritys child under a certain age or something.
it all happened with the lady di and the princes right to privacy.
are celebs incapable of carrying their own children? i’ve seen madge’s arms and she looks manly enough to carry me.
Who’s watching Madge’s love-bud Gwyn’s kids? Probably the pool cleaner and a cute teen girl she likes a lot and so does Madge! The star world is a nasty-dirty-pervy place.
Poor Poor David Banda!.. poor little boy, yeah hell have $$ coming out the ears, but what about his emotional health??…
And, I cant stand Gwenith NOR Madonna!..they both reak with pompass-ness that i want to puke….
maybe the UK papz are under regulations, like ours need.
How does walking a few paces in front of a child count as “being entrusted to their care”? I just don’t get the whole celebrity/nanny thing.
Madonna is hysterical! She has two of her own kids she doesn’t even take care of “personally”…they have 5 nannies and they have to make an appt to see her…we kid you not. So what does this chick do? Goes an adopts another child. Why don’t you try rearing your own offspring first before you go stealing other people’s kids.