Jun 26, 2008 at 03:00 pm by Evil Beet

The results are in!

The celebrity with the biggest ego — with nearly 20% of your votes — is Perez Hilton himself! Although most of you qualified your responses with “(well, he’s not really a ‘celebrity’)”. The runner-up is his namesake, Paris Hilton. The teacher has become the student!

Rounding out the top egos are Kanye West, Mario Lopez, Tom Cruise, and Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt.

Other amusing suggestions:

Max Beet (my cat)
Kim Kardashian
Tinkerbell Hilton
Cisco Adler’s Man-Purse (?)
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Amy Winehouse’s Weave
Katherine Heigl

The good folks at EGO Hands-Free have agreed to give away TWO EGO Cups to two lucky winners. (Thanks, EGO!)

Our winners are:

Shayne M:

The celebrity with the biggest ego is Perez Hilton because he STILL thinks people want to meet him. I guess he wasn’t at the opening of his Hot Topic clothing line either.

and

Sara B:

The celebrity with the biggest ego is Heidi & Spencer because even Gary Coleman needs someone to laugh at.

Honorable Mentions (sorry, no prize, but you guys made me laugh):

Joni S:

The celebrity with the biggest ego is Max Beet because he has his own brown nosing attachment, in the form of Leo Beet.

The McClellands:

The celebrity with the biggest ego is Paris Hilton because she needs to balance out her feet.

Sarah B:

The celebrity with the biggest ego is Perez Hilton because he uses his EGO cup to call his own “Gossip on the Go” hotline to hear himself talk. (Way to integrate the product into your response, Sarah! Have you considered a career in marketing?)

Thanks again for playing, and make sure to check out EGO’s entire line of hands-free products to prepare yourself for the hands-free legislation going into effect July 1.

12 Responses to “The Celebrities with the Biggest Ego”

  1. slouchy says:

    Congratulations Shayne M and Sarah B!

  2. Lah-Dee-Dah says:

    “The celebrity with the biggest ego is Paris Hilton because she needs to balance out her feet.”

    This one is my favorite. Love it!

  3. CLS says:

    Ditto…. congrats to the winners. :)

  4. Skye says:

    Since when is Perez considered a celebrity? wtf!?

  5. Marky Mark says:

    Yes, perez is a fat whale. he thinks hes famous but he just aint.

  6. Jen in PA says:

    I think the Cisco Adler entry is referring to his giant ball sack–remember the nude picture you posted?? They were SCA-RY!

  7. cj says:

    The EGO cup sounds like it should be some type of athletic supporter.

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  9. Staci says:

    Well I for one think Perez is fantastic! He IS a celebrity and I absolutly love him! He is just great and obviosly there are a lot of people out there who think the same, otherwise he wouldn’t have his own TVs show, famous blog and radio show, etc…

  10. Anonymous says:

    haha paris hilton and perez hilton-so true

  11. SecretAdmirer says:

    Yes his man purse was his nut sack.

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