So each and every day, my boss does an exceptional job of not firing me — and preventing others from firing me — when I do things I’m not supposed to do, like run sex tapes and photos of penises and vaginas and nipples and other body parts that your kindergarten teacher told you represented one-half of a “bad touch.”
Now it’s time for you to do something nice for him.
Please take this (very very brief) survey about who you are, dear Evil Beet reader.
Oh, and also: I asked for the password to the survey account under the guise of wanting to add a question asking how you guys heard about Evil Beet, but then I made a bunch of other changes that no one is going to appreciate but me (and possibly you guys, but definitely not my management). Ha ha, I crack myself up.
Anyway, please please PLEASE take the survey. It’ll win me big brownie points, which I will need after what I did to the survey.
The URL is redirecting to the main SurveyMonkey page for me.
So, yes, it’s the shortest survey ever–but it’s also not going to win you any brownie points. =P
Do you have another URL for it?
It’s just the survey monkey homepage. There should be an link to the survey in your account profile. I can’t remember where it is right now, but you didn’t post the right one. :) We used to use this tool at work for our customers too and it’s super cool. It’s a Portland based company.
No survey!
Same… just surveymonkey main page
is it just me, or does all the link do is just bring me to the main page? =(
Here’s a link to the survey: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=y_2fbxJY4TaOMV3BEIADj_2bsw_3d_3d
It’s currently linked just above the gallery links on the EB homepage.
Really they need to re-think this survey idea. Maybe you will just win like “cookie points” although not as good still just as sweet.
I am a technically inept douchebag. It should be working now.
OK-it worked. Done!
You misspelled Paris Hilton on the survey. It is spelled w-o-n-k e-y-e-d h-o.
I took the survey. Do I get a brownie?
I want SPECIAL brownies!!! Pretty please!!!!
Let me guess, one of your changes was “porn is bad and I hate sex”?
I would have clicked “I hate her and she should die soon”, but it’s bad karma to wish death on someone. The chlamydia should do a good job with that anyhow. It’s just waiting for that third stage that’s a bitch.
fuck…. syphilis. I’m really striking out today…
i’m almost certain i found out about evilbeet by googling “britney spears car vagina.”
sorry you had to resort to subterfuge to find that out, beet.
I LOVE question 12, If you love her you stink. EVERYBODY WINS!
Free porn? Where?
Thanks a whole fucking lot for making me check the 36-50 box. 50??????? Seriously?? Where in the hell is the 35-44 box I am only slightly horrified at checking?? HUh?
Anyhoo, love ya!
Done! Happy dear?
The survey was short and sweet except for asking for my personal bainking PIN #, phone #, Cell # and SS #. Just to be on the safe side I including all of my credit card #s too. I will send my passport tomorrow, sorry for the delay but I have just gotten back from Alabama.
banking sorry
It was the boobies and vaginas (aka. the upskirt and nip slip galleries) that made me revisit this site again and again until I got addicted.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm lollylicious Says: i’m almost certain i found out about evilbeet by googling “britney spears car vagina.â€
My words, exactly.
took the survey. :)
god, i love evil beet, this site, and the people who frequent it!
Done and done! I love my Evil Beet!
I took it too. Sorry, didn’t give an answer to question 11 because you didn’t have any good options :D
There you go Beet!
There you go Beet.
You’re welcome.
I found your site by googling “britney crotch shots”
*tee hee*
p.s. that was a year and a half ago and i’ve been hooked ever since. thank you for being a site that does NOT cover the bits and bobs with stupid stars or crap.
done.
Oh my god! Take a look at this! Buckeey Sex Tape!
http://buckeey-sex-tape.blogspot.com/