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109Beyonce Pregnant?

The girls over at Hollyscoop are claiming they have it on good authority that Beyonce Knowles is “100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.”

Man, I love it when people say things like “100% pregnant.” The alternative is something like “Beyonce Knowles is 75% pregnant. The other quarter of the fetus is in Jessica Simpson’s uterus. Long story.”

Anyway, the source goes on to claim that everyone at Beyonce’s (still unconfirmed) wedding was well aware that she was pregnant, and that she was rushing the wedding due to her strong Christian beliefs.

If it’s true, Beyonce, we wish you all the best.

April 30, 2008 at 11:45 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

109 Responses to “Beyonce Pregnant?”

  1. Grace says:

    haha 75% pregnant. why am i awake at 2:30 am?? i’m crazy. that’s why. love you beet!

  2. “her strong Christian beliefs” – Ermmmmm, sex before marriage anyone!

    Don’t you love it when people pick and mix the best bits from religion?!

    But anyway… If the baby doesn’t come out dancing you’d have to start asking questions! :OD

  3. Saint says:

    oh god! a jay-z and beyonce baby..that poor poor kid..hopefully the child doesn’t come after his camel look-a-like father ;)

  4. iiirene says:

    lmaooooooooo camel look a like father ahahah

  5. loveitloveit says:

    her ‘strong christian beliefs’ didn’t keep her from getting sperminated.

  6. Sylvia says:

    So Beyonce has strong christian beliefs. Why do I feel that another BS belief LOL.

  7. Jess says:

    Man, I wouldn’t mind being their kid though with all that money they have! I did hear a few weeks ago that Beyonce’ was also planning to “retire” too.. now I know WHY! I’m glad too if she does… means it won’t be another celebrity baby raised by nannys… or so we can hope.

  8. Lucy says:

    Ok what is it with failing birth control recently? Or are they just all stupid?

  9. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Jay-Z is a pimp.

  10. pattie says:

    she kinda looks like the devil in this pic.

  11. Bayouself says:

    Strong Christian beliefs?? What a bunch of bologna! If her Christian beliefs were THAT strong she wouldn’t have been fornicating and therefore wouldn’t have gotten knocked up. And she thinks running to the alter is going to redeem her??? GTFOHWTBS!!!

  12. Caz says:

    ^^^ exactly. bit late for the marriage malarky now, bey.

  13. boza says:

    who is the father of her child plz?

  14. shabeatrice says:

    beyonce is pregnant so what u will be 1 day stop teasing her

  15. talarria says:

    beyonce might be pregnant so what bacause she wanted to get pregnant u dont have to make fun of her

  16. barloconda says:

    No one cares of Beyonce is pregnant or not. I have other things to worry about like this high freakin gas and not what some untalanted overrated celebrity does! Duh!

  17. pinkfox says:

    well if she is mind ur business and if not mind ur business.She’s not the only woman out there having unprotected sex. just remember she screwed jay-z and got the ring.so haaaaaaa ladies, can u do that?

  18. saycheez says:

    Actually she didnt getta ring….she gotta tattoo!!! What a freakin rip off!!! She could have gotten one of those herself…there’s nothing lik a diamond ring from the one u luv…..Ahahahahha she hella DROVE!!!!

  19. PinnkPanthergrl says:

    I love Beyonce regardless. Sex before marriage is WRONG but whose to critisize, the whole world is doing it anyway so stop trying to talk about Beyonce when your legs are opened to somebody that hasn’t even DISCUSSED marriage with you, he’s just trying to drop his load. Anyway run to the alter Beyonce and don’t let any one tell you different,you just hava buncha h8ers & plz ppl lets just stop the judging….yea right like that’ll evr happen…it wuz worth a shot tho!

  20. bessie says:

    Well I’m a huge Beyonce fan but why Jay-Z? Leonardo Di Caprio or someone like that but Jay-Z? Must be the money.

  21. jason says:

    seeyonce i think that she shold have the baby becou

  22. milly says:

    listen to m all th motherfuckers who are syng shit abt beyonce
    wats so special abt fucking anyway who dsnt fuck
    beyonce good lucky sweet & 2 thoz who are jealousy 2 hell

  23. beyonce valentine says:

    im..nt having a bby …cum off ma name

  24. Bigmamman2 says:

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  25. beautiful says:

    if she is pregnant wow!! she need to have a break from singer with her baldhead but. I dislike her all the way thank you

  26. Markeysha Carpenter says:

    I wish you and your new husband the best of luck. I know its hard to raise a child but i believe that you and
    Jay-Z will do a great job! So congrants and good luck.

  27. Rachi2000 says:

    Beyonce Rules and I would be happy for her if she is pregnant…

  28. 2much says:

    Re: Beyonce’s Rise-THINK ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING!

    HER MOTHER IS FROM LOUISIANA. THE PLACE WHERE WITCH CRAFT IS PREVALENT AND IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU CAN CAST A SPELL OR JUST PRAY AGAINST SOMEBODY TO GET IT. THE WAY BEYONCE CAME UP IS JUST SUSPECT. I MEAN COME ON, AALIYAH’S DEAD, DESTINY’S CHILD MEMBERS BOOTED, EVERY FEMALE SINGER (JLO, MYA, ETC.) JUST BOOTED OUT! I BELIEVE THAT COUPLED WITH BEYONCE’S TALENT THAT TINA KNOWLES AND HER ENTIRE LOUISIANA FAMILY ARE SPIRITUAL VAMPIRES! I BELIEVE THEY PUT A LITTLE CAJONE TWIST ON BEYONCE’S CAREER. I DON’T THINK THAT EVERYONE’S DESTINY HAS TO BE OBLITERATED JUST BECAUSE ONE PERSON AND HER PARENTS HAVE DREAMS. I BELIEVE IN HEALTHY COMPETITION BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE IN DESTROYING PEOPLE’S DESTINY’S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE NUMBER 1. YEAH! I SAID IT!

    GOOGLE:”WITCHCRAFT AND SPIRITUALITY IN LOUISIANA” IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME!

    • oo-oop says:

      youre an ignorant bafoon.have you ever even been to louisiana or know anyone who lives there?instead of making judgements on the state as a whole, you nee dto get your facts straight because you are obviously stuck in the far past, when SOME voodoo was present in VERY FEW areas.most in and around new orleans…NOT around Lafayette or NEW IBERIA, where her mother is actually from.get your facts straight before you post them on the web.

  29. 2much says:

    OH AND TO ADD TO THAT HER MOTHER, TINA KNOWLES IS FROM LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA WHERE HER FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. ARCHAEOLOGISTS HAVE FOUND MANY SPELLS THAT WERE WRITTEN OUT AND PLACED IN BOTTLES THROWN IN THE RIVER THERE. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!

  30. CATARINA says:

    TU EST TRE BELLE TU EST UNE PRINCESSE COMME SHAKIRA ME TOI TU EST PLUS BELLE QUE SHAKIRA . ME SHAKRA ELLE DANSE MIEU QUE TOI.TOI AUSSI TU SE DANSSE.JE T AIME BEONCE

  31. CATARINA says:

    MAI PARLE FRANCE PAS CE QUE JE COPRE N RIEN

  32. Fbaim says:

    Any body can fornicate and get married afterwards still conceived before marraige so redemption she better hit those knees.

    I just hope the baby does not take his looks OMG!
    She fell in love with the money cuz he is 2 UGLY

  33. leda says:

    i hope the baby,if is girl,will be beautiful like her,and,soo,will be the best baby in the world,believe me,I LOVE BEYONCE leda from kosovo

  34. toinette fox says:

    hey beyonce good luck on your pregancy their are many bad comments about u and jay-z but just have trust in god and your family tobe by your side their are many people out there that will not stand by u are by other celeb. but u now what u are dealing wiyh so dont worry about all the bad talks or comments you just do what u have to do and show them better and bounce back and do good remember god also forgive sinners we all are sinner. good luck to u and jay-z

  35. b-fan says:

    listen y’all! why the hell are you so fucking envious?!?! the thruth is, guys, you wanna be like her! jeez, leave her alone, is her life, she does what she wants with it! don’t you have any things to do than giving crap about beyonce? really…

  36. miss coco21 says:

    well if she’s pregnant so what! a child is the most precious gift from God. I have a son and i am not married. So what we all make mistakes and we can ask for forgiveness it is when we make the mistakes over and over again is where the problem comes.Dont you know that god will forgive us for all our sins? She is human just like us all. If she is really pregnant CONGRATS its a wonderful experience! Getting married after finding out would be the best idea because that way she wont continue to be sinning by shacking up with each other. When they move in together God will keep them under his coverance because they will be one in gods eye. As long as they keep that spiritual relationship with the lord they will be alright.

  37. candy says:

    you all just jealous cause she can shake her pregnant booty better then yours, you know you still try and do the booty hop like her. lol …….

  38. taihil says:

    Wow.. it’s a very surprising news from Beyonce.. Congratulation Beyonce….

  39. teddy bear says:

    why are you all so imature, i mean who said you have to date sum1 hot inorder to live, i mean cum on da gal loves him and nothing ul or the media says will change that. beyonce i think you are very lucky to have a loving man.great career and now a baby on the way cuz he or she is a blessing from god. we all make mistakes and each time we make one god forgives us but cannot give us an eraser to erase them.love you bee god bless you

  40. selin says:

    beyonce very beautiful ((ı’m turkish)) but ı love you beyonce knowles

  41. Blackstallion says:

    First off haters Beyonce is one of the most talented in the US. She has an incredible voice is an excellent performer by meaning singing AND dancing without losing her breath like most…now that is a performer and she gives a nice show. She was better than the other Destiny Child members although I like kelly and she can sing too but compared to beyonce there’s no match, beyonce has a strong leading voice and kelly has a beautiful soft voice plain and simple. Beyonce is human like the rest of us and some ppl make her like a god which she is not but I love some beyonce and I wish her the best of luck…bout time she got pregnant. Beyonce is a grown woman and she can get it in and pop lock and drop a baby how she wants but the thing about her christian beliefs is a lil backwards because she did have sex before marriage but who cares…repent and move on. Congrats grl…

  42. Blackstallion says:

    Oh and I doubt she married him for the money…cause she got her own and okay he is not the best lookin but he could make up for that in other areas lol and it is not always the looks…it’s usually the one with the looks that treat you like s$%*^.

  43. Lively lover says:

    leave them alone u cant help it if she got good pooh nanny and uall dont stop hating and be happy 4 her. That is watz wrong wit people now adayz they dont stick together and help eachother out instead of hating we need to be happy 4 her and hope the best 4 each other

  44. Brad says:

    As much as you guys are right..

    i wanna fuck her pussy till its dry then spray some cum on it

    FUCK ME BITCHES
    FUCK ME
    I WANNA RIP YOUR CLOSE OF AND MASTERBATE ON YOU THAT SUCK YOU NIPPLES FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB

  45. jeanelle says:

    beyonce is u p or what stop hiding it its going to show one day hello tghink

  46. jessica says:

    people needs to stop hatin and that will be mighty funny if she aint pregnant and if she is the baby will have more than yo whole damn family b***hez

  47. Beyonce says:

    Some times we have to b tough on those we love to make them stronger, to c the bigger picture. In the end we all wanna b loved. God is Love.Peace. I believe, Beyonce can b a better role model to those who look up to her.She is very pretty and gets the eye of many women and men. Wen people have an opportunity to lead others, I believe they should wanna lead rite and strive daily for themselves by living a Christlike Life. I myself go through in the Lord, really what better way is there!Look to God. Find answers don’t just take hear say, know for yourself. All of us should try and become less worldly and more Godly. Be n the World but not of the world. Him who loves the world Hates God. How can you hate someone who first loved you. created you in His own likeness, blesses you beyond resonable doubt and sent His son to die on the cross and rise again 4 us all. How. sorry I got a little ways off topic. but thats the Jesus in me sayin Live for God cause He’s alwayz there b4 after and beteen your very troubles.

  48. alesha says:

    i think beyonce is pregnant.

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