Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It Hurts! It Hurts!!!

Here’s Heidi Montag “rapping” on TRL this week. I’m embarrassed for her. Which is nothing new. I’m usually embarrassed for her. So is the entire country. Heidi Montag is just, like, an all-around embarrassment.

Like, this one time, I was really drunk at a party, and Tupac’s “Changes” came on, and for some reason I knew all the words, and so I grabbed a can-opener, of all things, and used it as a mic to rap along to the entire song. Many people took photographs, and they still laugh about it to this day. Like, “Remember that time you rapped with the can opener at that party in San Diego? Wanna see the pictures?? I still have them!” and I’m like, “Oh, God, no. No pictures. No talking about that. Please. Burn them.” But, like, Heidi Montag essentially did that sober in front of a national audience. Very, very tragic.

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