I know you guys probably love him. That’s fine. I’m not judging you. But I hate Thomas Brady.
Just look at him. Here with Gisele, his girlfriend. Whatever, dude, that leather jacket makes you look like a member of the West Side Story Jets.
Evidently there was an awkward little moment between Gis, Tom, and Leo last night.
This happens to me all the time. See, I used to have this girlfriend who was nominated for multiple Oscars. But then I started dating this chick who is a tennis pro pulling down seven figures a year. You know how that goes. Then we’d occasionally all show up at the same Jiffy Lube to get our 2003 Hyundai Sonata worked on, including a new air filter, and it would be so very weird. It was like “So, how’s the acting going?” while my new girl toy practiced her backhand, pretending not to be infuriated with me.
But she was.
So yeah, anyway, I loathe this T-Brad guy.