Kevin Federline is on the warpath, trying to get custody of the ex-couple’s two sons. After serving subpoenas to two of Britney’s former assistants and her former bodyguard, K-Fed now has another secret weapon: video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their Malibu mansion, documenting Britney’s insanity.
According to the National Enquirer, in one of the tapes, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another, she actually goes after him with a frying pan. According to a source: “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back. He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him. He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.”
Kevin also has voicemail tapes of Britney admitting she was out drinking with friends. I can’t believe he thinks he needs voicemail tapes to prove that, when TMZ has at least 40 hours of footage of it.
“Kevin believes that Britney lets the boys run around with dirty diapers because she’s too lazy to change them,†says the source. Ew.
To be fair, she did try to hit K-Fed. I bet the judge will want to take a swing at him.
As to the kids running around dirty, she’s got staff. I doubt she changes the kids, I doubt he ever did. Really, if you had staff, would you change a diaper? Main reason I don’t want kids is because I don’t want to do that.
If K-fed would just hurry up and take these nasty brats, and accept more money to babysit them far far away from her, so she could get on with her porn-sexy-slut drug-bleary-boozed life, things woould be incrediably awesome… O k?
down with britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!