Either there was a sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion, or that’s just what Kendra Wilkinson thinks you call it when Hef puts it in her ass. [Ninja Dude]
Amanda Bynes launches what is sure to be the most saccharine, boring clothing line ever. [Glitterati]
Whitney Houston: crack is back. [Celebrity Smack]
Jesus Christ, that cannot be Matthew McConaughey’s flaccid penis. [Agent Bedhead]
Keith Richards is like, “You misunderstood. I did snort my father’s ashes. But I did not cut them with cocaine. What, you think I’m some sort of a drug addict?” [Cele|bitchy]
Dude, if Amy Winehouse ends up going to rehab, someone better do a killer remix of that song. [Yeeeah!]
The full set of pics of Britney topless in the that jacuzzi. [Drunken Stepfather]
If Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes, that means Jessica Biel probably has it, too, which means Justin Timberlake does, and oh! This could be so much fun! [Gabby Babble]
Ha! In fact, Holy Candy’s drawn up the entire Hollywood Herpes tree, courtesy of Derek Jeter. I’d try to do the same thing for Paris Hilton, but my hosting service has a memory limit. [Holy Candy]