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Jodie Sweetin Gets Married, Weds Cody Herpin in Las Vegas

You know what they say: if the new boobs don’t heal the pain you feel inside, a hasty marriage will.

It’s Jodie Sweetin’s new mantra. The 25-year-old former Full House star got hitched earlier this month to Cody Herpin, a set driver (I’m serious — check his IMDB page — he’s an on-set driver). The best part? She only met him a few weeks ago, and they eloped to Vegas.

National Enquirer quotes a “friend” of Sweetin saying that “She believes she’s finally met her soulmate,” and I can hear the sarcasm and disdain even in black-and-white print. The friend may as well have been like, “Seriously, this bitch made more sense when she was hopped up on crack.”

Jodie’s been married once before, to the genius of a husband who was both a cop and blissfully unaware of his wife’s methamphetamine addiction. I need to run into that kind of cop more often when I’m strung out and driving. The actress reportedly got help and got clean, but National Enquirer ran a story in May saying that she’d relapsed.

How long do we figure this new marriage will last? My money’s on four months. Or until they run out of coke.

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  • This post was funny on so many levels! Do you know when she bought those gravity defying bresssssts? Anyhoo, you gave them four months before the bottom falls out. My money is on six months. Let the games begin.

  • I am a friend of Cody and in his defense the two of them have known each other for some time (longer than what they say in the article) and he really loves her. I have met Jody as well and she is a really sweet person and is trying to change her life. These two do not need the negative energy in the start of their marriage. The funniest part of this story is that Cody doesn’t do drugs and works really hard.

  • She is hot!!! Those boobs are perfect and yes i think we will make it! Our friend, who ever that might be, doesn’t know that we’ve know each other for years now and have been hanging out much closer then before for a few months.

  • Okay people… get some lives PLEASE and stop bagging on people you dont even know. Obviously you all are too insecure and need to talk shit about people who don’t even deserve it. If they are inlove, let them be. NO ONE has the right to say someones marriage isn’t going to last. You dont even know ANYTHING behind their relationship…. and they have def. known eachother for way more than two weeks. Get a LIFE, or get a boob job of your own since all of you are JEALOUS.

  • i love cody and whose business is it how long i have known him? i will fuck you up with my bullwinkle titties bitch! how rude!

  • ha ha ha ha ha …

    If you’re going to pose as JODIE Sweetin, you should do your best to spell her name right.

  • you should get married to someone els and re do those boobs you are not the girl i used to look up to in full house heck candance cameron looks better than you get with the gang again and stop taking drugs

  • o my god she was soo quite when she was a kid I always wanted to met her and candace cameron.Jodie I think that you didnt deserved that anybody talking that you are slut I think that noobody deserved that. Im from croatia and I always watch the full house.Come on Jodie change your life and be happy and stop with a drogs because I think that for one droge its not fer to be unhappy and forgot what the life is it really means be happy because it is living just once

  • hii there, just so hard to believe that u acted in ”Full House” as a lil gurl and now ur married and pregnat… i <3 Full House.. i once watched it 4 like 6hrs. almost those same episodes

  • same.. me lolz … ur soo CuTe when u were lil. + u had the cutest voice.. fighting wit DJ for the cereal commercial lolz sooo CUTE!! uhh..wat i meant was i watched ”Full House” on youtube 4 like 6hrs. <3333333333333 FULL HOUSE ROCKS!

  • I KNOW CODY AND HIS FAMILY, IT MAY BE ABOUT THE MONEY FOR HIM BUT NO OTHER MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY. HE HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED HIS MOTHER ABOUT DOING WITHOUT SO HE COULD HAVE WHAT HE WANTED-SO NOW HE HAS MARRIED A SUGAR MOMMA AND DOESN’T HAVE TO BUG MOM ANYMORE.

  • YEAH, KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN-HE ALWAYS HAD TO HAVE THE BEST-WOULDN’T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS. HIS MOTHER WAS A SINGLE MOTHER WHO ALWAYS GAVE INTO TO HIM. NOW SHE IS OFF THE HOOK AND WE WILL SEE HOW MUCH OF JODIE’S MONEY (IF THERE IS ANY LEFT) HE GETS WHEN THE MARRIAGE IS OVER.

  • give him a break-apparently knows how to work women first his mother now Jodie. Hopefully this marriage will work. I worked with him on sets and he is a good worker when he is there, lately, I haven’t seen him,but then again he just became a full time dad. IF the marriage doesn’t workk, other women better hold on to there money cause that is what he seems to be about. Hopefully, she will clean up her mouth and language with a new baby around. Would hate her first words to be fuck you up!!!!

  • hey i think that you guys that are saying bad stuff is kinda stupid. i am 50/50. her lap dacing on her husband is wrong looking but they were together and they were wild and having a great time. so if you are going to say anything about her breast implants or her lap dacing you should be say nice things. and stop all the swearing and being disrespectful. you are all acting like two year olds, your just jelous and to you jodie hang in there and do the best you can with everything in the future.

  • i feel bad for Jodie because she got married 2 and got devoriced 2 and for her sencond husband she had a baby on April 12, 2008! for all you people who are talking about her boobs so what its her life dont be perverts. Just leave her alone cut her some slak. Jodie Sweetin if you see this I wish the best of luck with Zoie! P.S you were my fav. in Full House!

  • It’s hard to imagine that cute stephanie from Full House would grow up and become addicted to meth, but then again she is just as human as the rest of us. It’s sad that she did get involved with meth, but she seems to be doing good now and will probably continue to do well as long as she keeps her faith and strength. I think she is beautiful and I will always think of her as sweet little Stephanie Tanner

  • she couldnt have been that addicted to the meth because she still has her teeth, hair and her skin looks clear…still pretty good looking…a real bad meth addict looks like they have aids or something.

  • Everyone needs to mind their own business and leave them alone. Who cares how long they knew each other or how they live their lives?? They seem happy!! We have all made mistakes in our past, too bad all these judgy people have to bring it back and keep it here for poor Jodie. I say congrats to you guys!!!

  • @ashley:

    thankfully most people, that really matter, aren’t concerned with belittling others to boost their self worth.

  • OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU DID METH THAT SUCKS BEACUSE YOU ARE A BEATIFUL PERSON AND SO WILL YOUR BABY GIRL…

  • I think for all the people who are speaking againest Jodie and her husband is Jealous that they don’t have what they have so GOD himself will be the only true judge so for all the people that is judging Jodie just READ MATTHEW 7:1-20 maybe that will teach you to respect other and have you also heard that saying TO DO INTO OTHER’S AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO INTO YOU that is the golden rule now from me to you Jodie don’t let people like them make your head go down because everyone makes mistakes including me and to the public the only reasion why people are not talking about you is because you are listed as a no-body LOL now how do you feel

  • “# friend 2 Says:
    September 28th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    OMG I DIDNT KNOW THAT SHE WAS PREGNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O”

    She isn’t/wasn’t pregnet, she’s “pregnant” stupid.

  • @ anonymous on sept 28th she isnt preg she gave bith april 12 08 did you not read the article be4 responding and i wish i could afford boobs like her s

  • Next thing you know we will all be reading the same crap about anoth holly wood sweetheart Annasophia Robb.
    You never know, a little older some drugs,a boyfriend with tatoos from his butt crack up to his neck and swelled out to hilt from drinking beer.
    There stands poor Anna all messed up wearing her makeup like madonna.
    Hey i have caught her in a few pics recently looking alot like her already.

    Some one save her quick before she does something bad on her 18 th.

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