Let’s kick this one off with a shot of Michelle Pfeiffer getting ready to make out with her sister, Dedee, because that’s hot.
We’ve also got Carmen Electra, out to disprove anyone who would dare argue that she has a neck.
And my darling Brittany Snow, who seems to have a much better grasp on the fundamentals of make-up application than the last time we saw her.
Amanda Bynes NAKED AND NUDE.
I’m kidding. It’ll just be funny when I get the search engine traffic. And by funny I mean lucrative.
Update: Ha! We’re now on the front page of U.S. Google results for both “Amanda Bynes nude” and “Amanda Bynes naked,” and, yes, I’m getting plenty of search engine traffic as a result. This shit is so much fun, you guys!