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Yup: She is Actually Pregnant

Nicole Pregnant

So every celeb weekly keeps getting the “inside scoop” about Nicole Richie’s pregnancy. Now US is jumping on the bandwagon saying for sure that she is knocked up with the Madden spawn.

She is set to face a judge on July 11th after her second DUI. If found guilty she faces from 90 days to 1 year in jail. Even if she is pregnant she would go to jail and could quite possibly give birth in a city hospital.

Joel Madden is planning on making an honest woman out of Nicole. Hopefully he also feeds her some burgers as well. I did notice after watching a few episodes of the most-recent “Simple Life” that she is eating ALL THE TIME while doing the show. Now she is knocked up. Interesting.

Still waiting for the statements from both Christina and Nicole’s camp actually confirming that they are both preggers.

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  • Goody, another innocent child born to a junked-out, emaciated, shit4brains mom. That’s exactly what the world needs.