Lindsay Lohan’s mom lied about being a Rockette. For shame! [Cele|bitchy]
Cameron Diaz’s new boyfriend, magician Criss Angel, drops 40 feet in a closed box for a stunt in NYC. And just in case that didn’t make a loud enough thud, he proceeds to drops Cameron’s name, too. [Yeeeah!]
Meanwhile, the ever-groundbreaking Justin Timberlake signs a YouTube star to his new record label, because this Internet thing seems like it’s really going to take off. [IBBB]
Meanwhile still, Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bringing breast-feeding back. [The Blemish]
Sobriety hasn’t done much for Courtney Love’s tone-deafness, but it’s still kinda cool to watch her perform her new single, Pacific Coast Highway. [popbytes]
Kate Bosworth is totally making out with Liv Tyler. I know you don’t remember who Liv Tyler is — don’t worry, no one does — but the pics should jog your memory. [SOW]
This fabulous post is called “The Evolution of Joan Rivers’ Face,” which is kind of a misnomer, because it hasn’t changed a bit since 1970. [Celebrity Smack]
Christina Aguilera celebrates the 30th birthday of her total hottie husband. [Derek Hail]
Glamour named Victoria Beckham “Woman of the Year,” for reasons I cannot even being to imagine. Fortunately, she came to the awards ceremony dressed to prove without a doubt that she has a vagina. [Celeb Warship]