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Candy vs. Porn

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Is it weird that this turns me on?

Seriously, get your Easter Candy on this weekend. Totally the best candy season ever. For information on what kind of damage this will do to your diet click here…though I really advise you not to.

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  • “Eat the egg. Either you get the egg or my ass gets the egg, and better you than my ass.” -Evil T, ca. 1992

  • Great recipe for Easter candy:

    1 hollow chocolate bunny/chick/whatever
    1 can of your favorite soda

    Bite the head off whatever chocolate creature you prefer, then proceed to fill the now headless treat with your favorite soda.

    Insert straw or drink directly from neck(I prefer Au Natural to get that feeling of swallowing the soul of another creature…..um, I mean it tastes great) and drink.

  • Since Easter candy gets you hot… can we expect the 9 & 1/2 weeks version of you and peeps on You Tube soon?