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Is Nicole Kidman Preggers?

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If the rumors are to be believed, Nicole Kidman is pregnant at long last. According to Woman’s Day Australia, the months of fertility treatments have been successful, and Nicole is finally pregnant with Keith Urban’s baby.

“Nicole and Keith are having a baby,” says a friend. “They’ve been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole’s been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she’s been aching to have a baby. It’s all she’s been talking about for ages.”

I think Nicole Kidman has completely and totally forgotten about her two children with Tom Cruise. She’s all like, “Oh, those publicity stunts? What were their names again? Imelda maybe? And Courtney? Or was it Corner? They were kind of ugly. I don’t know where Tom found them. Africa or some other strange place. They’re Katie’s problem now.” Tom at least makes an effort to be photographed in the same city as Isabella and Connor. Nicole can’t even be bothered to be on the same continent.

Anyway, this kid is going to enter the world with the best head of hair ever. I think Vidal Sassoon is hoping to do an in-utero documentary. Congrats to Nic and Keith!

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