Happy One Million Visitors, Evil Beet!!!
Mar 26, 2007 at 11:17 pm by Evil Beet

I’m a little late on the draw with this one, but it’s been a hectic week. We actually passed the one million visitor mark about a week ago, and I just wanted to post to thank everyone who visits, comments, links and sends hate mail. You all matter. Especially the people who send hate mail. It reminds us that our readers are engaged, and that’s perhaps the highest compliment of all. Additional thanks are due to Britney Spears and that vagina of hers, and Antonella Barba and, well, that mouth of hers.

Personally, I want to thank Evil T and Spiteful Lars for contributing ridiculously funny stuff here every day. I love you both dearly — without you, this site would probably still mostly be me talking about my cats. I’d still like writing it, but perhaps the audience would be smaller. Thanks also to Film.com for providing me, sans (too much) censoring, an even larger audience for my own special brand of offensive.

Again, I hugely appreciate everyone who visits and everyone who links. You guys always make my day. Unless there’s a Lindsay Lohan crotch shot. Then that makes my day.

xoxo
Beet

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3 Responses to “Happy One Million Visitors, Evil Beet!!!”

  1. drake says:
    March 27, 2007 at 10:59 am

    Congratulations!!

    Reply
  2. UgliestGuy says:
    March 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    Congrats!

    Reply
  3. Anonymous says:
    November 13, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

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