So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny going through these lists of aliases.
Angelina Jolie- Miss Lollipop
Jennifer Aniston- Mrs. Smith (um, ok..)
Val Kilmer- Thomas Paine
Paris Hilton- Tinkerbell (ya that’s not obvious)
George Clooney- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bono- J.C Penney (isn’t that where you can buy his shirts?)
Britney Spears- Bella
Overall these are a bit weak. My favorite is that I guess Johnny Depp checks in as both “Mr Satan” and “Mr Donkey Penis.” How classy.