Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Who is Jude Law F**king Today?

judelaw2.jpg The real question is who isn't he f**king? Jude has been linked to Lindsay Lohan (gross), Natalie Portman (way too good for him) and now Courtney Love's yoga instructor. According to Courtney's website Courtney said that she caught Jude and her yoga instructor in the act. “[I] just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She’s got a hot bod.” You just found your yoga instructor having sex? That is a little odd. Was she early for her session and caught them doing downward...

Friday Head Smack Fun!

Check out this fun clip of Will Ferrell dropping Meredith Vieira to promote his new flick Blades of Glory. I don't know if it was on purpose but her head really smack off the ice in a pleasing manner. Enjoy it you fiends! />Check out this fun clip of Will Ferrell dropping Meredith Vieira to promote his new flick Blades of Glory. I don't know if it was on purpose but her head really smack off the ice in a pleasing manner. Enjoy it you fiends! ...

American Idol Romance?

alaina_alex300.jpg Evidently Chris Richardson (Justin Timblerlake) and Alaina Alexander (the hot one that got booted right away) have been having a little "American Idol" relationship. Sources have spotted Chris and Alaina hanging out in LA and she has sat with his family during some of his Idol performances. Alaina Alexander who has some sexy photos of her own on the internet and Chris I think make an adorable couple. Anyone in LA if you see them together please send us pics! ...

Fashion Victim of the Week

73727800.jpg Today we have a few young ladies as our victims. They all have the same issue and it is called "clothes that make you look fat." I understand that the drapey look is in now but really it makes these tiny little actresses look almost zaftig. If I ate salads and ran on treadmills all day long to keep myself under 100 pounds I'd be a little pissed if my stylist made me look like this. I hope that soon fashion will embrace the waist, I'm over the pregnancy look. I'm in no way calling these girls fat......

Whatever Jerks. I Didn’t Want to Play Anyway.

chrissligh.jpg As it turns out Chris Sligh from SanjayaIdol didn't want you to vote for him anyway. He's happy you didn't vote for him. And he completed all his goals without your stupid votes. So there. GREENVILLE, South Carolina (AP) -- Chris Sligh, the curly-headed contestant from South Carolina who was voted off "American Idol" this week, said he considered quitting the show two weeks before viewers sent him packing. Yes, quitting. As if Idol would have let him. Actually, on second thought, it would...

Our Readers Rock

awwww.jpg I maintain this website for a variety of reasons, but one of them is that, no matter how bummed out I am at any point in time, something related to this site always manages to cheer me up. I was sitting around at home tonight stressing about my impending apartment move, when I got an email from a reader that absolutely made my night. Beet reader Kerri invented this fabulous story about how the little kitten I posted earlier ended up curled against a breast. It made me laugh out loud, and I wanted t...

Late-Night Links

Tom Cruise is keeping a close eye on his bride. [Cele|bitchy]

Everyone hates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just happy you know their names. [popbytes]

That chick is still starving herself until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol. I'm done hating Sanjaya. I've embraced the insanity. [POTP]

Hillary Duff and Joel Madden cross paths for the first time since their split. [The Bosh]

The editor-in-chief of Jane claims she's had lesbian sex with Drew Barrymore. [Ninja Dude]

Wentworth Miller is adorable. [TBYLTH]

Let's take a moment to pretend like we care about what Kimberly Stewart wore to the gym. [Celebrity Puke]

/>Tom Cruise is keeping a close eye on his bride. [Cele|bitchy] Everyone hates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just happy you know their names. [popbytes] That chick is still starving herself until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol. I'm done hating Sanjaya. I've embraced the insanity. [POTP] Hillary Duff and Joel Madden cross paths for the first time since their split. [The Bosh] The editor-in-chief of Jane claims she's had lesbian sex with Dr...

Paris Hilton: “Take Your Laws and Shove ‘Em”

paris_car1.jpg Remember in January when Paris Hilton (or her lawyers) pleaded no contest to "alcohol-related reckless driving?" She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Her license was also suspended. Paris knew that, because of course Paris knew that. Hell, my grandfather probably knew that. It was all over the news. But when she was pulled over again in late February, speeding at night without her headlights on, her rep claimed she didn't know her license was suspende...

Details on Grey’s Anatomy Spin-Off

While she made the very best efforts to keep the details of the Grey's Anatomy spin-off quiet, Shonda Rhimes should know by now that no one on her set can keep their mouth shut about anything ever. So the deets leaked to the LA Times. Enjoy:

Following her recent disastrous romantic misfortunes, Addison (Kate Walsh) travels to Santa Monica to seek advice from her old medical school pals, Naomi (Merrin Dungey) and Jackson (Taye Diggs) whom she believes have it all: a beautiful teenage daughter, a great marriage and a highly successful health cooperative.

Addison quickly learns that Jackson, also a successful TV health guru, has divorced Naomi. During the visit, Addison also meets the rest of the gang at the cooperative: a widowed alternative medicine doctor, a self-doubting therapist, and a male gynecologist who knows little about women, and realizes she is on familiar ground.

Addison concludes that the personal lives of the people around her may be a mess, but professionally they stand out. (Sounds like those crazy interns, right?) So she decides to leave Seattle Grace behind and join the Oceanside Wellness Group team.

The sparse IMDB page also notes that Amy Brenneman (Judging Amy) and Chris Lowell (Veronica Mars) are attached.

/>While she made the very best efforts to keep the details of the Grey's Anatomy spin-off quiet, Shonda Rhimes should know by now that no one on her set can keep their mouth shut about anything ever. So the deets leaked to the LA Times. Enjoy: Following her recent disastrous romantic misfortunes, Addison (Kate Walsh) travels to Santa Monica to seek advice from her old medical school pals, Naomi (Merrin Dungey) and Jackson (Taye Diggs) whom she believes have it all: a beautiful teenage daughter, a g...

Diddy Quote of the Day

diddy-porter.jpg "I've spent a lot of time with Kim in Paris, And it's been perfect. As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it. As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time. A lot of guys out there get married, and they still do their own thing. I don'...